15 Signs You're The Oswald Cobblepot Of Your Friend Group
Gotham totally needs you.
You never show up at a party empty-handed.
You have a great relationship with your mom.
You just seem to understand people on a really deep level.
You always say that there's no such thing as overdressing.
Absolutely no one throws shade quite like you do.
People are jealous of your flawless hair game.
You come up with your best ideas in the bathtub.
Your friends often describe you as a "homicidal maniac" or "creeper nut job with a bum leg and a switchblade." LOL.
You're the kind of person who will drop by a friend's house just to say, "Howdy!"
You're nothing if not chivalrous.
You always know the perfect gift to get that special someone.
Your friends are always like, "Wow, you know everything about me," and you're like, "I know, I did research."
When it comes to planning out events like birthdays, bachelor parties, or murder heists — you're the one everyone comes to.
You eschew romance in favor of psychotic, blind ambition.
And your nuanced sense of humor sometimes goes right over people's heads.
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