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15 Signs You're The Oswald Cobblepot Of Your Friend Group

Gotham totally needs you.

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1. You never show up at a party empty-handed.

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Always bring snacks!

2. You have a great relationship with your mom.

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3. You just seem to understand people on a really deep level.

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So intuitive.

4. You always say that there's no such thing as overdressing.

Damn you fly.
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Damn you fly.

5. Absolutely no one throws shade quite like you do.

6. People are jealous of your flawless hair game.

Spiky fringe on fleek.
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Spiky fringe on fleek.

7. You come up with your best ideas in the bathtub.

8. Your friends often describe you as a "homicidal maniac" or "creeper nut job with a bum leg and a switchblade." LOL.

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9. You're the kind of person who will drop by a friend's house just to say, "Howdy!"

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10. You're nothing if not chivalrous.

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11. You always know the perfect gift to get that special someone.

And when they inevitably stab you with it, you take it in stride.
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And when they inevitably stab you with it, you take it in stride.

12. Your friends are always like, "Wow, you know everything about me," and you're like, "I know, I did research."

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~wink~

13. When it comes to planning out events like birthdays, bachelor parties, or murder heists — you're the one everyone comes to.

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14. You eschew romance in favor of psychotic, blind ambition.

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15. And your nuanced sense of humor sometimes goes right over people's heads.

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You think you're quite the joker.

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