19 Times The Internet Hilariously Summed Up Essay Writing
The word count of this post is a goal to which the author aspires, which is to say that it will assuredly be met in the course of writing this post.
This is how you feel when you get the assignment.
This is how you eventually trick them into thinking you're a good student.
This is what you feel like when you sit down and start typing.
This is when you realize your vocabulary is insufficient.
This is when you forget what it is you're supposed to be writing about.
Then you try to self-motivate but it fails.
This accurate depiction of you trying to meet the word count...
To the point where you start using tried-and-true hacks.
Then there's the "repeat for emphasis" move.
This excuse works especially well on art papers.
This is your progress after working all night on an essay due tomorrow.
This is you when you get halfway through and have no idea where to go next.
Then you try to self-motivate again but it's still not working out.
This is what happens when you've run out of things to say but still have roughly 200 words to go.
And then somewhere at the end you just kinda lose it.
This is why writing a conclusion is the worst.
This is an accurate look at how your quality declines over the length of the essay.
Meanwhile, the whole time you're doing this.
Seriously, why is it so impossible to resist checking?
This shows the disparity in your ability to write large amounts of text.
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