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When you realized you're essentially a half-blood Prince.
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When your mom would never respond when you asked her to "tell Jenny what you just said..."
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When people have the narrowest possible view of multiracial families.
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When people straight up didn't believe that your parents were actually your parents.
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When people who wrote the SAT weren't smart enough to predict that this might not cut it.
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When "New Jersey, near Morristown" wasn't a good enough answer.
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When the grandmaternal instinct (hopefully) trumps growing up in the 40s.
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When your parent of color isn't the one who can actually help you, sorry.
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When people slept through 9th grade biology.
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When there was no prize for winning this round of "Guess My Ethnicity."
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When people think that "acting white" is possible, or worse – a compliment.
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When the War of the Cultural Milestones came to a head right there in your living room.
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When people think that being born lookin' a certain way means you speak another language.
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When you were like "what's with the third degree?"
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When you break the news that marriages don't need to be in monochrome.
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When you hailed from the distant, exotic shores of Lake Michigan.
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When white people think that all they need to look like you is two weeks past a sunburn.
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When your natural skin tone looks fab all the time.
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When people bring religion into it.
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When the nuance of miscegeny is difficult for most people to grasp.
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When you don't necessarily get the best of both worlds.
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When this road sign represented everything you've been told about your identity.
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When people try to tell you what YOU'RE allowed to feel because of how THEY perceive you.
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When even your friends have to learn to shut down people with a quick "not my mom."
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Newsflash: It's my mom. This is my mom. MY MOM. MAMA. MINE. ARGH!
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And of course, when your siblings turn out a lil' different and there's a whole new level of confusion.