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15 Signs You Are Dating A Sexy Ghost

They're not ghosting on you. They're literally a ghost.

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6. UNLESS your ghost has possessed a corporeal form, in which case they seem adorably baffled by modern foods like corn dogs and instant coffee.

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It's called a pineapple and also we annexed Hawaii.

There are now 50 states.


14. Holy places freak them out, they won't even go into a church to look at the pretty windows, which is upsetting because they otherwise have great taste in art and that's one of the things you love about them.