Buzz·Posted on Oct 16, 201413 Realities All Non-Curvy Girls Will UnderstandThere's no junk in this trunk, officer. I swear!by Alexis NeddBuzzFeed StaffLinkFacebookPinterestTwitterMail 1. You have approximately 100 belts to cinch in your middle. View this photo on Instagram 2. You don't know exactly what's up with "All About That Bass," but you're pretty sure you're a...treble? Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF 3. And the "Anaconda" video left you feeling emotionally exhausted. Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF 4. The whole "describing body shapes as fruit" thing completely eludes you. 5. Any skirt that flares out to give you a waist gives you a magical glimpse into what could have been. View this photo on Instagram 6. Your experience with puberty involved a lot of waiting around for things to show up. 7. You've thought long and hard about getting a Booty Pop. 8. You're the only person you know whose measurements are pretty much all the same number. View this photo on Instagram 9. Bandage dresses just don't understand you, nor you them. View this photo on Instagram 10. Next person to describe your figure as "boyish" is getting a slap. Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF 11. The phrase "Real Women Have Curves" induces a rage blackout. Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF 12. Women's clothing is tailored to fit body parts that you don't necessarily have. Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF 13. People feel the need to speculate whether or not you'll be able to have children "the natural way." Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF