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13 Realities All Non-Curvy Girls Will Understand

There's no junk in this trunk, officer. I swear!

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1. You have approximately 100 belts to cinch in your middle.

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5. Any skirt that flares out to give you a waist gives you a magical glimpse into what could have been.

Is this what having hips is like?

8. You're the only person you know whose measurements are pretty much all the same number.

Face it: The hourglass look isn't going to happen.

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9. Bandage dresses just don't understand you, nor you them.