The Worst Things To Hear On A Bad Day

Oh, so you're already in a bad mood? Obviously you'll be targeted with some of these insults costumed as concerns. Beware.

"You look so comfy today!"

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So you think I look dumpy and sloppy. Thanks! I hope you trip on your stilettos and have an awful day!

"Are you feeling okay?"

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Despite the fact that you obviously think I look as though I've been run over by a semi-truck, at least I'm healthy on the inside. And I hate you.

"Without makeup, you look so... natural!"

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Gee, thanks for noticing that I overslept. My uneven skin-tone and gigantic pores are thrilled for the attention!

"Ooooh, someone got some sun last weekend!"

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I don't even know what you're trying to say. Orange? Trashy? Jealous? Regardless, it's annoying.

"Seems like someone could use a little extra sleep!"

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FINE! I'LL PUT ON EYELINER AND BLUSH. It's not my fault that I'm pale and unhappy and potentially hungover.

"Cool outfit—I think my mom has something like it!"

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Your mom better be effing amazing or I will haunt your closet and shred your sweaters.

"Did you change your hair? It looks... different."

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Ugh. Just leave me alone.

"You look SO thin!"

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No, I do not have an eating disorder. And I cannot win. And go screw yourself.

Annnnnnnd the most simple, yet enormously aggravating, fake concern of all.....

"What's wrong!?"

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This is just what my face looks like, but thanks for pretending to care.