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13 Things "Hocus Pocus" Taught Us About Having A Healthy Social Life

Hocus Pocus is not just an epically awesome Halloween flick. It is a profound guidebook for your life. Happy October!

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1. Stepping out into the real world can be seriously overwhelming.

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2. Knowledge of 1960's psychedelic rock icons does not score you chicks.

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And neither does wearing tie-dye.

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3. Dental abnormalities and questionable hairstyles aside, you've gotta work with what you got.

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4. Affirmations are sometimes effective.

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5. Group inebriation is awesome.

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6. Group hangovers are NOT.

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7. Boobs are amazing tools to get your way.

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And just amazing in general.

8. You never forget the first boy/girl who let you down easy.

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Ouch.

9. If they seem too good to be true, they're probably into some really freaky shit.

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10. But most girls just REALLY love to cuddle.

All day, erry day.
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All day, erry day.

11. Your sexual chagrin will undoubtedly be exposed by your little sister.

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So why hide it?

12. Violence is never the answer...

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Unless you're stuck hanging with a relentlessly perky individual who must be stopped.

13. Ultimately, none of this matters because all we truly want in life is to binge watch Netflix.

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