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    The Reasons These People Know Their Boyfriends Won't Cheat On Them Are Too Funny

    Protect these guys at all costs.

    If you're lucky enough to be in a relationship, you know that your significant other probably possesses some sort of lovable quirk or unique passion that makes them who they are.

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    And for some, that adorably dorky hobby assures them that their S.O. is way too busy with their passion project to be hitting up other people. That's why @dianasaurusrex124 asked her followers, "Tell me how you know your boyfriend won't cheat on you without telling me how you know your boyfriend won't cheat on you."

    A screenshot of Diana asking her relationship question
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    For her, it's her boyfriend's absolute dedication to playing Monopoly online.

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    I bet this man doesn't even cheat at board games!


    I watch this man play monopoly online so often that he wouldn’t even have time to be unfaithful #tellmewithouttellingme #ThisCouldBeUs #NewYearNewMiO

    ♬ original sound - Diana🧚🏻

    Here are some of the other hilarious responses:

    1. With this much time spent on his Pokémon card collection, @poorandhungry's boyfriend definitely doesn't have time to cheat:

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    #stitch with @dianasaurusrex124 I stg if I hear “sun and moon” one more time #boyfriendcheck #pokemon #couplegoals

    ♬ original sound - $yd

    2. The only thing @gabysobczak is going to find her man doing under the covers is playing Egg Inc.:

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    #stitch with @dianasaurusrex124 I literally was not expecting this when the bed was shaking at 4am #FYP #funny #boyfriendcheck #foryourpage 😂

    ♬ original sound - Gaby Sobczak

    3. @couplecam knows she's not gonna find her boyfriend checking out photos of other girls because he'd obviously prefer to check out photos of cars:

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    #stitch with @dianasaurusrex124 🙃 #BachelorReady #DailyVlog

    ♬ original sound - MonicaAndAndrew

    4. A man as invested in a game of hide-and-seek with his toddler as @suexrose's husband is doesn't have anyone else on his mind:

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    #stitch with @dianasaurusrex124 The video is self explanatory 🤣 #couplegoals #marriedlife #fyp #InLove

    ♬ original sound - suerose

    5. @jennashortforjenna's boyfriend (and his spot-on Kermit the Frog impression) is clearly completely comfortable being himself around her, so why would he look anywhere else? As Jenna says, he's not afraid of Kermit-ment!

    The boyfriend stands in the kitchen in a snuggie
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    #stitch with @dianasaurusrex124

    ♬ original sound - Jenna 💞

    6. @theomasters knows it's real because even in the world of Minecraft, they're happily spending all of their time together in the cottage they built for @theomasters:


    #stitch with @dianasaurusrex124 One of the reasons I know @emmajupiter

    ♬ original sound - Theo Masters

    7. Lexi from @austinandlexi can tell she's the only one her boyfriend would share his most prized Pokémon card with:

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    #stitch with @dianasaurusrex124 #couplechallenge #coupletok #MoneyTok #fortheboyz #relationshipproblems #relationship #pokemon

    ♬ original sound - ⚡️Austin & Lexi 💥

    8. There may be a lot of fish in the sea, but @spaceddouttt's boyfriend is only looking for them if they're *literally* fish:

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    #stitch with @dianasaurusrex124 yes it’s all his... #fyp #foryou #fisherman #fishing #boyfriend

    ♬ original sound - Jo 😅

    9. @symphonyaragoneswiggins' boyfriend is out to save the world — he doesn't have time for petty things like cheating:

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    #stitch with @dianasaurusrex124 #ironman #husband #mylove @jeremytoddwiggins

    ♬ original sound - Symphony Aragones-Wi

    10. @rexin_around's girlfriend doesn't have anything to worry about...unless maybe if Princess Leia rolls through:

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    #stitch with @dianasaurusrex124 the look on my face when I realized... #starwars #MyRoutine

    ♬ original sound - Michael Cannavo

    11. @outtrump3d is all tucked in with his Pokémon pals and doesn't need anything else:

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    #stitch with @dianasaurusrex124 Gotta Catch em’ All? #boyfriendcheck #pokemon #couplegoals #fyp #foryou #foryoupage #funny #rareaesthetic #humor

    ♬ original sound - OutTrump3d

    12. And finally, @heather.eva's boyfriend is so into her that he even seems to enjoy the smell of her farts:

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    #stitch with @dianasaurusrex124 definitely a keeper #LiftandSnatchBrow #foryou #foryoupage #boyfriendcheck

    ♬ original sound - Heather Eva

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