15 Of Gordon Ramsay's Best Insults To Send To People You Hate

Dear friend, you deserve a kick in the nuts, love from me.

Posted on August 05, 2015, 15:43 GMT

Alex Finnis

BuzzFeed Staff, UK

1. For when someone's made a stupid mistake:

2. For when someone doesn't appreciate your brilliant gift:

3. For men who are being dicks on the internet:

4. For when those goddamn Americans won't get off your back:

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5. For when your friend's trying to impress you with their first home cooked meal:

6. And when they fuck it up:

7. For when someone spills your drink on you:

8. For that one really annoying colleague:

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9. For when you don't want to mix your words:

10. For when someone comes up short:

11. For when your local Mexican plays havoc with your bowels:

12. For when you need someone's attention:

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13. For a very lucky friend:

14. When someone asks for more pumpkin:

15. And for when you just need to get the message across: