1.
For when someone's made a stupid mistake:
2.
For when someone doesn't appreciate your brilliant gift:
3.
For men who are being dicks on the internet:
4.
For when those goddamn Americans won't get off your back:
5.
For when your friend's trying to impress you with their first home cooked meal:
6.
And when they fuck it up:
7.
For when someone spills your drink on you:
8.
For that one really annoying colleague:
9.
For when you don't want to mix your words:
10.
For when someone comes up short:
11.
For when your local Mexican plays havoc with your bowels:
12.
For when you need someone's attention:
13.
For a very lucky friend:
14.
When someone asks for more pumpkin:
15.
And for when you just need to get the message across:
