18 Tweets About Bees Which Are Hilarious For Some Reason

Don't stop bee-leaving.

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while he's having a smoke n she's takin a drag now they're going to bed and my stomach is sick and bees are dying globally at an alarming ra

2.

"You promise you didn't get me bees again" [me from a distance] just open it

3.

MY MILKSHAKE BRINGS ALL THE BEES TO MY CAR I SPILLED ALL OVER MY CAR BEES ARE INSIDE OF MY CAR THEY COULD KILL ME I'M ALLERGIC TO BEES

4.

“i cnat believe this!” he yells as his beard of bees turns on him. “i would expect this from the others but not u” he says to 1 specific bee

5.

[restaurant] WAITER: [brings bill] ME: I got this DATE: Thanks ME: [gets out piggy bank] [hits it w/ hammer] [it is filled w/ bees] ME: RUN

6.

"It's beautiful today. Let's work outside." *5 mins later* "This was a terrible idea." *more bees disrupt the open heart surgery*

7.

"Ok folks who ordered the macaroni & bees?" "you mean cheese?" [waiter struggling to keep bowl covered] "that does make more sense actually"

8.

worst place to be stung by bees is the club bc it just looks like you're doing cool dance moves & sure u win the dance off but at what cost

9.

me: "£4,000 for a beehive?" salesman: "sir, there are 8,000 bees in there, that's only 50p each" me: [checking my wallet] "give me 3 bees"

10.

wat if bees are misunderstod wat if bees dont actualy want to sting u wat if bees just want to die

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"if you love someone, let them go," from the creators of "if you're tired, go for a run," and "if you're on fire, eat bees"

12.

[a Swarm of Bees requests to be your friend] um ok [a Swarm of Bees has invited you to event "Come Outside"] what tha

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[winnie the bear tries to knock a bees nest from a tree] The pig: that's very dangerous Winnie the bear: fuck off & die u walking sausage

14.

Bee keeping is the opposite of what you should do with bees

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Bees like flowers which means if you give a girl flowers and she likes them she's a bunch of bees in disguise nice try bee swarm ur dumped

16.

hi, my name is junie b. jones. the b stands for bees are dying at an alarming rate please save them

17.

[calls over waiter] "um...are these live bees in my lasagne" [waiter nods] "good. I...I fucken love too eat bees lmao"

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Scientist: But WHY is the bee population dying? Scientist: No idea. *eats bee* Scientist: Did you just eat a bee? Scientist: *eats bee* No.