Buzz·Posted on 20 Apr 201618 Tweets About Bees Which Are Hilarious For Some ReasonDon't stop bee-leaving.by Alex FinnisBuzzFeed Staff, UKLinkFacebookPinterestTwitterMail 1. elliot @deadnightagain while he's having a smoke n she's takin a drag now they're going to bed and my stomach is sick and bees are dying globally at an alarming ra 04:18 PM - 14 Apr 2016 Reply Retweet Favorite 2. Cat Damon @CornOnTheGoblin "You promise you didn't get me bees again" [me from a distance] just open it 08:09 AM - 11 Nov 2014 Reply Retweet Favorite 3. Drew Janda @drewjanda MY MILKSHAKE BRINGS ALL THE BEES TO MY CAR I SPILLED ALL OVER MY CAR BEES ARE INSIDE OF MY CAR THEY COULD KILL ME I'M ALLERGIC TO BEES 12:35 AM - 07 Nov 2015 Reply Retweet Favorite 4. Teddy T @lizard_wizard77 “i cnat believe this!” he yells as his beard of bees turns on him. “i would expect this from the others but not u” he says to 1 specific bee 11:09 PM - 04 Mar 2013 Reply Retweet Favorite 5. Joe West @joejwest [restaurant] WAITER: [brings bill] ME: I got this DATE: Thanks ME: [gets out piggy bank] [hits it w/ hammer] [it is filled w/ bees] ME: RUN 04:36 PM - 08 Jun 2015 Reply Retweet Favorite Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF 6. Ste(ph)en @stephenjmolloy "It's beautiful today. Let's work outside." *5 mins later* "This was a terrible idea." *more bees disrupt the open heart surgery* 06:58 PM - 14 Jun 2015 Reply Retweet Favorite 7. Fred Delicious @Fred_Delicious "Ok folks who ordered the macaroni & bees?" "you mean cheese?" [waiter struggling to keep bowl covered] "that does make more sense actually" 07:48 PM - 18 Oct 2015 Reply Retweet Favorite 8. Jeff Wysaski @pleatedjeans worst place to be stung by bees is the club bc it just looks like you're doing cool dance moves & sure u win the dance off but at what cost 09:09 PM - 15 Dec 2014 Reply Retweet Favorite 9. k e e t @KeetPotato me: "£4,000 for a beehive?" salesman: "sir, there are 8,000 bees in there, that's only 50p each" me: [checking my wallet] "give me 3 bees" 02:46 PM - 25 Jan 2016 Reply Retweet Favorite 10. jomny sun @jonnysun wat if bees are misunderstod wat if bees dont actualy want to sting u wat if bees just want to die 12:15 AM - 26 Sep 2013 Reply Retweet Favorite 11. mrs ceci ⚗ @spaghettipeen "if you love someone, let them go," from the creators of "if you're tired, go for a run," and "if you're on fire, eat bees" 01:40 PM - 28 Aug 2015 Reply Retweet Favorite Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF 12. Cat Damon @CornOnTheGoblin [a Swarm of Bees requests to be your friend] um ok [a Swarm of Bees has invited you to event "Come Outside"] what tha 10:57 PM - 31 Mar 2015 Reply Retweet Favorite 13. David Hughes @david8hughes [winnie the bear tries to knock a bees nest from a tree] The pig: that's very dangerous Winnie the bear: fuck off & die u walking sausage 02:11 PM - 09 Oct 2015 Reply Retweet Favorite 14. shut up, mike @shutupmikeginn Bee keeping is the opposite of what you should do with bees 05:40 AM - 08 Jan 2015 Reply Retweet Favorite 15. Jeff Wysaski @pleatedjeans Bees like flowers which means if you give a girl flowers and she likes them she's a bunch of bees in disguise nice try bee swarm ur dumped 01:53 AM - 18 Apr 2016 Reply Retweet Favorite 16. dead boyfriend @unsmokabIe hi, my name is junie b. jones. the b stands for bees are dying at an alarming rate please save them 01:38 AM - 16 Apr 2016 Reply Retweet Favorite 17. Fred Delicious @Fred_Delicious [calls over waiter] "um...are these live bees in my lasagne" [waiter nods] "good. I...I fucken love too eat bees lmao" 02:04 PM - 04 Sep 2015 Reply Retweet Favorite 18. The No Show @The_No_Show Scientist: But WHY is the bee population dying? Scientist: No idea. *eats bee* Scientist: Did you just eat a bee? Scientist: *eats bee* No. 06:36 PM - 13 Jun 2014 Reply Retweet Favorite