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The 25 Struggles Every Catless Cat Person Will Understand

One day you will have one, until then, your life goal is to play with everyone else's.

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1. You're a cat person through and through – you have basically dedicated your life to loving cats.

5. Or maybe you know you're just not capable of that kind of commitment right now.

Because let's face it, most of the time looking after yourself is hard enough.

6. Whatever it is, the fact that you don't have your own cat to shower with love every day hurts your heart.

So you try to get around it by any means possible.


9. And it genuinely pains you when they look scared and run away.

Because you believe you and cats share a natural bond.

10. You recognise all the cats that live near your house, and have also made friends with them.

11. Pubs with cats are the best pubs.

14. Whether that's by trawling through #CatsOfInstagram.

Not forgetting #kittensofinstagram of course.

16. You know all your favourite breeds, and exactly which you'll get when you do one day get a cat.

Because it has to happen eventually.


17. You probably even have a list of names picked out – like normal people have for their kids.

Baby cats >>> baby humans.

18. You're torn between wanting a tiny kitten who you can raise as your forever friend.

22. There are just too many reasons why it wouldn't be fair.

24. You couldn't risk getting a cat and then having to give it away for some reason – you will be together forever.

25. And then, finally, you will be truly happy.

Because who can't be happy all the time when they've got a fluffy cat in their arms?