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21 Secrets A Cab Driver Will Never Tell You

If you want to have sex in the back, then be prepared for a bumpy ride...

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3. But the backs of cabs are often so grimy that having sex there is not a great idea.

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So if you just can't wait until you get home, bear in mind that you're probably doing it on a load of other people's old food crumbs and the stains of those who came before you.

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6. Only marginally ahead of backseat drivers.

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"Oh, I'll just direct you" are five words every cabbie hates to hear. Just tell them the destination at the start and if they really need help, they'll ask.

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10. Some drivers prefer to piss in bottles than stop to find a toilet.

"I really want to pee" says my taxi driver. "Oh dear. There's a @Starbucks there". "It's OK. I have a bottle" he says, pointing at the floor

Which means you could be driving around with a bottle of someone else's pee just a couple of metres from your feet...

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20. There's basically no better profession in the world for finding out celebrity gossip than being a taxi driver.

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