27 Pictures That Prove America Has Ruined Literally Everything
You guys need to chill.
1. Mobile phones:

I can't see this going wrong at all. Nope. Not even one little bit.
2. Cheese:

SCIENCE HAS A LOT TO ANSWER FOR.
3. Bowel movements:

FIVE DOLLARS for a single poo?!!! FIVE DOLLARS FOR A PISS!!!
4. Clothes:

Dressing in regular clothing is just SO un-American.
5. Alphabetical order:

"Fuck the rest of the world, we're the most important and we're going first." – America.
6. Ice cream:

Made with real bald eagle!
7. Nipples:

Why name them this?
8. Faces:

HOW CAN ONE MAN HAVE ALL THE EXPRESSIONS ALL AT ONCE?
9. Christmas:

What's Santa doing when he's not delivering presents? Dressing up as G.I. Joe and shooting a shit-ton of ducks, apparently.
10. Butter:

Why? No. No. Why?
11. Irony:

Too much.
12. Both doughnuts AND burgers:

They're even GLAZED ffs.
13. Memes:

Daaaamn America, back at it again with the taking a great joke and turning it into rampant capitalism.
14. Diamonds:

This just doesn't make any sense.
15. Politics:

This one isn't actually funny.
16. Soda:

"Gosh, I'm parched. I could really do with a lovely, refreshing glass of artificial bacon soda," said literally no one ever.
17. Housing:

This person wasn't allowed to fly the flag in their front garden, so they did...this.
18. Dates:

America, getting stuff wrong since 1776!
19. Bacon:

Because cooking in a pan just isn't macho enough.
20. Pizza:

This isn't how food is supposed to work.
21. Money:

God damnit.
22. Health:

Each colour counts as one of your five-a-day!
23. Cars:

24. The concept of size:

No one needs this.
25. Beer:

"How should we arrange all this beer, Dave?"
"Leave it with me, I've got a fucking awesome plan..."
26. Tea:

For when your afternoon drink just isn't shooty enough.
27. Just EVERYTHING.

You guys gotta chill.