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    27 Pictures That Prove America Has Ruined Literally Everything

    You guys need to chill.

    1. Mobile phones:

    Twitter: @Jpegydotcom

    I can't see this going wrong at all. Nope. Not even one little bit.

    2. Cheese:

    Twitter: @BryterMoon

    SCIENCE HAS A LOT TO ANSWER FOR.

    3. Bowel movements:

    instagram.com

    FIVE DOLLARS for a single poo?!!! FIVE DOLLARS FOR A PISS!!!

    4. Clothes:

    imgur.com

    Dressing in regular clothing is just SO un-American.

    5. Alphabetical order:

    Twitter: @King_Wylie

    "Fuck the rest of the world, we're the most important and we're going first." – America.

    6. Ice cream:

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    Made with real bald eagle!

    7. Nipples:

    Twitter: @AR1961

    Why name them this?

    8. Faces:

    Twitter: @krystalvivian

    HOW CAN ONE MAN HAVE ALL THE EXPRESSIONS ALL AT ONCE?

    9. Christmas:

    Twitter: @wallaceme

    What's Santa doing when he's not delivering presents? Dressing up as G.I. Joe and shooting a shit-ton of ducks, apparently.

    10. Butter:

    Twitter: @Pimacountyfair

    Why? No. No. Why?

    11. Irony:

    Twitter: @Nokomaq

    Too much.

    12. Both doughnuts AND burgers:

    imgur.com

    They're even GLAZED ffs.

    13. Memes:

    Twitter: @Ben_Wagner42

    Daaaamn America, back at it again with the taking a great joke and turning it into rampant capitalism.

    14. Diamonds:

    instagram.com

    This just doesn't make any sense.

    15. Politics:

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    This one isn't actually funny.

    16. Soda:

    Twitter: @BillyHutton1

    "Gosh, I'm parched. I could really do with a lovely, refreshing glass of artificial bacon soda," said literally no one ever.

    17. Housing:

    Twitter: @desimartin123

    This person wasn't allowed to fly the flag in their front garden, so they did...this.

    18. Dates:

    Twitter: @giolololol

    America, getting stuff wrong since 1776!

    19. Bacon:

    youtube.com

    Because cooking in a pan just isn't macho enough.

    20. Pizza:

    imgur.com

    This isn't how food is supposed to work.

    21. Money:

    22. Health:

    Twitter: @disfordazzle

    Each colour counts as one of your five-a-day!

    23. Cars:

    24. The concept of size:

    imgur.com

    No one needs this.

    25. Beer:

    Twitter: @douchestin_11

    "How should we arrange all this beer, Dave?"

    "Leave it with me, I've got a fucking awesome plan..."

    26. Tea:

    Twitter: @reptilepunk

    For when your afternoon drink just isn't shooty enough.

    27. Just EVERYTHING.

    jalopnik.com

    You guys gotta chill.

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