1.
Taking your dog for a walk:
Taking your cat for a walk:
2.
When your dog sits on you:
When your cat sits on you:
4.
Trying to work when you have a dog:
Trying to work when you have a cat:
5.
Where dogs like to sleep:
Where cats like to sleep:
When someone asks what breed your dog is:
When someone asks what breed your cat is:
7.
Rubbing your dog's tummy:
Rubbing your cat's tummy:
8.
What cat people think of dogs:
What dog people think of cats:
10.
When your dog fucks with you:
When your cat fucks with you:
11.
Basically, owning a dog: