7.If you drink in your room, you will never be sick on your friend's cat.
8.You probably won't get arrested in your room, which is good.
9.Because getting arrested when you're drunk doesn't normally end well.
10.Especially when there's a fire.
11.Your room has a bed, which is very useful when you're drunk.
12.You won't have to sleep in a small compartment of a fast food kitchen.
13.Or underneath an upside down table.
14.If you only drink in your room, you'll never get in trouble for stealing a llama.
15.Or an entire kebab.
16.There is much less chance you'll get stuck in a really awkward situation, and then end up on the news.
17.That would be really embarrassing.
18.You'll also never get caught on film falling down the same stairs three times.
19.It's good to drink in your room, because then there's no chance the police will have to come and help you because you've accidentally got stuck in a chair that's made for children.
20.And the only way you'll annoy your neighbours is my being a little bit noisy.
21.But best of all, when you drink in your room, you don't even have to wear trousers.
