12 Maps Only British People Will Find Funny

“It doesn’t matter where you’re from in the world, knob and bollocks are the same.” – Karl Pilkington

1. This map of Europe, as British people see it.

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2. This stereotype map of Britain and Ireland.

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3. This map of the world, explained with Karl Pilkington quotes.

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4. This Tube map, according to northerners.

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5. This map of France, illustrated by the French we learnt at school.

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6. This map of Europe, according to the languages British people speak when we are there.

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7. This map of the UK, according to Americans.

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8. This map, which shows all of the UK’s rudest place names. Here is part of the north of England, which boasts Bottom Flash and Tickle Cock Bridge.

Here is Northumberland, including Cock Play and Bushygap.

While Cornwall has Brown Willy and two Shag Rocks.

You can see and buy the whole map here.

9. This map of London, according to people who live north and south of the river.

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10. This Google autocomplete map of Britain and Ireland.

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11. A map showing the north/south divide, according to northerners and southerners.

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12. And also according to Scots and people from the Midlands.

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Bonus: A not funny, but very cool map of England showing each county’s flag.

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