1. Low-rise jeans and thongs, aka whale tails.
2. This man and his hat.
3. Watching movies on your iPod Nano.
4. Three-quarter length/capri pants.
Are they shorts? Are they trousers? Either way, do not wear them ever.
Why are some people still wearing Crocs?
Are they shorts? Are they trousers? Either way, do not wear them ever.
We have front-facing cameras now, which means there's no excuse not to realise when you look like a twat.
Back in the day, these made us actually want braces even when we didn't need them.
Isn't it great that all those rubber bracelets we bought mean that poverty, racism, and cancer don't exist anymore? Oh.
Save this for when you land a part in Charlie and the Chocolate Factory.
But lol it means sex so it's really funny right? No. There is nothing funny about unnecessary notifications in 2016.
So. Stripy.
This used to be so cool. How did this used to be so cool?
It's all fun and games until someone gets smashed in the face with a flying bottle.
WHAT IS THAT TIE FOR, AVRIL? WHAT IS IT FOR?
Not great for when you want a job.
This briefly blew everyone's minds. And then we realised.
They were slippers in 2006, and they're still slippers in 2016.
So much less funny and so much more depressing when you realise most teenagers probably don't even know who Chuck Norris is.
Not today.
Add these to those pseudo hoverboards everyone's riding and it would pretty much mean the end of the world (or at least being able to walk safely on pavements).
Getting today's Miley to do a show for children might not be the best idea tbh.
Please just don't.