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In most normal offices, the boss does not spank his teenage nephew over a table.
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And you don't have a co-worker who is probably a murderer.
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No real office has such a strong commitment to pranks.
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Especially pranks that occur on a daily basis.
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And that continue even after the prankster has transferred offices.
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Real offices sadly do not have parties for every occasion.
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Your boss does not normally burn his foot on a George Foreman grill.
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He also probably doesn't dress up as characters to teach you life lessons.
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Or write, direct, and star in a feature film about a secret agent version of himself – and get all his employees to be in it.
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But they probably do understand how money works.
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No one turns up to work in a tux.
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Dunder Mifflin Scranton is the only office that has a Dwight Schrute.
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And his diabolical plans.
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Most offices do not actively encourage racial stereotyping.
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Or such unique sales techniques.
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You've probably never been called into the conference room to look at a picture of some herpes.
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You are used to signing a very different type of contract.
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And use more conventional interview techniques.
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Getting the lift is supposed to be a pretty mundane experience.
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And nudity is a pretty serious offence.
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Most offices, though, do not have a boss who will support their employees outside of work as well as in.
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Or a boss that will go on to be the best man at your wedding.
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But most importantly...
More than anything else...
You probably won't find your soul mate sitting just one desk away.
