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How British Are You Actually?

Ever used a giant Yorkshire pudding instead of a plate?

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  1. Have you ever...

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    Said thank you to a cash machine
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    Eaten a meal out of a giant Yorkshire pudding
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    Gone to the pub for one and ended up getting hammered
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    Sworn at a train
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    Been at a party where someone’s played “Wonderwall” on a guitar
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    Slow danced to “Angels” by Robbie Williams
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    Said “ooh, lovely” before taking a sip of tea
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    Had a beer in an airport before 8am
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    Got sunburnt on the first hot day of the year
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    Apologised to someone who’s walked into you
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    Apologised to an inanimate object
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    Played along to a TV quiz show
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    Lost your shit when you got the “Countdown” conundrum
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    Had an opinion on who should be the next James Bond
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    Slagged off your hometown
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    Angrily defended your hometown
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    Drunk through an entire bank holiday
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    Eaten chicken korma
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    Wanted to order chicken korma but got something spicier out of embarrassment
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    Taken a day off work for being hungover
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    Argued about whether a Jaffa Cake is a cake or a biscuit
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    Argued about whether it’s called tea or dinner
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    Argued about how to say “scone”
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    Argued about how to say “path”, “bath” and “grass”
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    Had a barbecue in the rain
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    Tutted in a queue
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    Called a friend a swear word as an affectionate greeting
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    Shouted “come on, Tim!” at the TV
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    Shouted “come on, Tim!” at the TV when Andy Murray was playing
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    Tweeted an insult at a politician
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    Called a referee a wanker
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    Drunk warm cider in a park
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    Got really angry about Stella “Cidre”
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    Eaten a chip butty
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    Felt sad about a penalty shootout
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    Lost far too much money to a pub quiz machine
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    Had more than one type of meat at a carvery
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    Called someone “old chap”
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    Been to a pub called the White Hart
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    Been to a pub called the Royal Oak
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    Been to a pub called the Red Lion
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    Been to a festival in the rain
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    Listened to Radio 4
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    Worn shorts in April
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    Had the heating on in April
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    Had an opinion on Jeremy Clarkson
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    Got angry at Katie Hopkins
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    Hated Piers Morgan
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    Used someone else’s ID to buy booze
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    Used a fake ID to buy booze
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    Eaten a Greggs pasty
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    Had the Wetherspoons beer and a burger deal
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    Been for a cheeky Nando’s
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    Drawn a dick in condensation on a window
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    Queue-jumped and then felt really bad about it afterwards
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    Got excited about a dancing dog on “Britain’s Got Talent”
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    Made a hilarious joke about how Britain doesn’t actually have any talent
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    Met the Queen
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    Moaned about the rain
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    Moaned about the wind
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    Moaned about the cold
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    Moaned about the heat
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    Understood the rules of cricket
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    Got drunk on Lambrini
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    Had an opinion on fox hunting
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    Got angry about the word “soccer”
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    Compared your life to “Peep Show”
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    Compared your life to “The Inbetweeners”
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    Still tipped a hairdresser who just fucked up your hair
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    Complained about the English
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    Complained about the Scottish
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    Complained about the Welsh
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    Complained about the Irish
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    Complained about the French
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    Chased someone up and down the streets to the tune of the Benny Hill theme
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