1. These cheesy beans on toast for which you have to grate the cheese yourself with a mini grater. Twitter: @rachclarke27 So much fun!!!!!!! 😐 2. This crab mousse served in a fallen-over flowerpot lying on a plank. Twitter: @VSmaz A sentence no one should ever have to write. 3. These veganic sprouted brown rice cacao crisps. Twitter: @ryanisnan AKA Coco Pops for twats. 4. This fried breakfast served on an actual fucking spade. Twitter: @fitbafan Actually super useful, because now you have something to dig the grave of the person who served it to you! 5. Kale AND quinoa popcorn, because one stereotype is not enough. Twitter: @MischaBK Yours for just £6 a kernel! 6. This muesli, which is made out of flowers instead of food. Twitter: @veritysw The only time you're supposed to eat flowers is when you are 4 years old and bored. 7. This delicious burger, thoughtfully served on weighing scales so you get to feel terrible for the entire time you're eating it! Twitter: @DaveyWound Thanks, guys!!!! 8. These ice cream cones, which seem perfectly fine until you get to "pine". Twitter: @GothamKnowledge HOW ARE YOU SUPPOSED TO EAT ICE CREAM OFF A FUCKING PINE CONE? 9. Brusselmole. Brussels sprout guacamole. Twitter: @ronniejoice Perfect for anyone who enjoys horrible versions of normally delicious foods! 10. Not terrible enough for you? Try Kaleamole! Twitter: @Rachrinc Please kale me now. 11. This prawn cocktail that comes in a bin. Twitter: @WeWantPlates Fitting, since it looks like garbage. 12. Prosecco and elderberry flavour crisps. Twitter: @nikikaria Two questions: how and why? 13. These lamb chops and potatoes crammed into a fucking tumbler. Twitter: @not_actuallyme Seriously, not even funny. 14. This actual coconut with a ring pull. Twitter: @Toucan_ This season's must-have accessory! 15. Sustainable smoked eel bruschetta. Twitter: @eatmywordsUK For either £2.50 or £25, and it really could be either. 16. This "deconstructed Vietnamese sandwich". Twitter: @boynextRAWR Imagine ordering a sandwich and having this turn up. 17. This lovely* refreshing** pint of spaghetti bolognese. Twitter: @WeWantPlates *Terrible.**Dry as fuck. 18. This cauliflower and kale taco. Twitter: @miblogestublog What did tacos do to deserve this? 19. These green chicken, lemon, and kale sausages. Twitter: @NoraZuckerman They look really appetising and not at all like a poo you would do shortly before calling an ambulance! 20. Cactus Jerky. Twitter: @OldSkoolVWLover Spikes hopefully not included, but you never know, do you? 21. Bonus: This beer that doesn't come with a ring pull. Instead there's a special opener you have to use to punch a hole in the top yourself. Twitter: @BILLadelphia1 Fuck. Off.