Have tongues for thumbsShit bricksHave ears the size of saucersPuke slugsHave completely black eyesHave feet that stink of shitCry acidHave skin that hurts to touchHave an anus with tastebuds
A man who has a gun – but there's only a 50% chance it's loadedA sharkAn angry rhinocerosA whole rugby team, one by oneA bearA ninja with throwing stars, but you have a shieldBatmanA cave troll, but you have a bow and arrowA swarm of hornets while covered in honey, but you have a baseball bat
PizzaSteakChocolateFried chickenCakeCurryFrench friesIce creamBurgers
Be able to flyBe able to read mindsBe able to forget any memoryBe able to move things with your mindBe able to delete people you hateBe a Wi-Fi hotspotBe able to walk through wallsBe able to create heat with your handsHave super strength
InternetFood you likeMusicSexBoozeYour best friendNice weatherTV and filmsExercise
Use someone else's disgusting year-old toothbrushShower in someone else's sweatWear someone else's skidmarked underwearHandle someone else's used condomSleep in someone else's piss-stained bedBath in water full of someone else's pubesEat a spoonful of someone else's snotEat a spoonful of someone else's earwaxDrink a glass of someone else's blood
A live cockroachA dead tarantulaYour family petA human turdA big shard of glassAn elephant testicle100 fliesA sandwich filled with stranger's vomitYour own arm
The world is taken over by zombiesYour family is kidnapped by evil piratesYou're constantly being chased by giant clownsYou are abducted by sadistic aliensYou fall into a shark infested poolEveryone in the world decides they hate youYou have to walk across a tightrope over the Grand CanyonYou wake up and you're the only person still alive in the worldYour presence is invisible to everyone for the rest of your life
Live foreverBe surrounded by friends whenever you need themBe the best in the world in your field of workBe able to bring one person back to lifeBe able to talk to animalsGet a second chance at life after you dieBe an adored celebrityHave infinite moneyFind true love
Which Harry Potter Character Are You Based On These Really Hard Questions?
While you may not look that formidable, you're incredibly tough, loyal and would do anything for the people you care about. You're not necessarily a born leader, but when you have to take charge, you can – and when you do, your quick thinking is invaluable.
You're quirky and unflappable – a sea of calm in a hectic world – and someone your friends couldn't live without. You love people and animals alike, and can always think of a creative solution to the problem.
You're a real dark horse – while you may have been in the background a bit when you were younger, you've blossomed and now you're goddamn awesome. You're truly brave and a loyal friend that people feel lucky to have in their lives.
You know what you want, and you're not afraid to do what you have to to go out and get it. Your methods may not always be completely by the book, but hey, sometimes you have to break the rules to be successful – and you are.
You would do absolutely anything for the people you care about – more than they will ever know. You're intelligent and you're a deep thinker, and sometimes you need some time to yourself, but that doesn't stop you being the most devoted of friends.
You're loyal, funny, and always up for a laugh. You may not always take centre stage, and sometimes that might bug you, but when it comes down to it you know you'd do anything for your mates. You can be a little indecisive at times, but you;re also brave and strong.
You're super clever, witty, and a born leader. You know the true value of loyalty and friendship, but that does't mean you have to be completely open with your secrets – some things you like to keep to yourself, and there's nothing wrong with that at all.
Your friends are your number one concern in your life, and that will never change. You're a natural leader and used to being the hero, which means sometimes you can get a little carried away, but when you do, you know you can rely on those close to you to bring you back to reality.
You're the real hero, even if not everyone recognises it. Your friends can rely on you to get out of any difficult situation, because you're super smart, logical, and extremely loyal. You're protective, loving, and emotional, and someone others should aspire to be like.