1.
Gooey plastic aliens cannot reproduce if you place them back to back.
2.
Snakes love eating pixels, but they die if they crash into walls.
3.
Rubber bracelets can cure cancer.
4.
It is important to keep a good and organised ranking of all of your friends.
5.
There are healthier ways to have fun with glue than huffing it.
6.
How to present your work in an engaging and professional manner.
7.
How to deal with the loss of something special to you.
8.
Or even the death of a loved one.
9.
Whether you liked butter.
10.
The best way to get ahead is by cheating.
11.
If you sign in and out enough times, your crush will eventually notice you.
12.
Advertising is just a bunch of lies.
13.
How to run down a track with your leg tied to another child's leg.
14.
Using a flip phone both looks and feels badass AF.
15.
Learning guitar is actually really easy.
16.
Everything is better when it's shiny.
17.
How to run backwards and forwards across a sports hall until you either gave up, passed out, or were sick on your own shoes.
18.
Disappointment is sometimes inevitable.
19.
How to draw this 'S'.
20.
Scaring yourself shitless before going to sleep is generally a bad idea.
21.
It is possible to recover from even your biggest mistakes.
22.
What the actual devil looked like:
23.
What it was like for all of your hopes and dreams to be in the hands of dodgy technology.
