The Top Ten Things Kris Jenner Should Not Do Now That She Is Separated From Bruiser

I have a slight affinity towards the Kardashian/Jenner/Disick/West/Odom dynasty. And by slight affinity, I mean actual obsession. Here is my list of 10 things Kris Jenner should NOT do now that she is separated from Bruce, but will probably do anyway (if she hasn't started already).

1. Become even more obsessed with furthering her children's careers...except for maybe Rob

2. Write a tell all book about the rise and fall of Kris and Bruce and how her love life has seriously impacted her children's relationship choices

3. Redo the interior of her house

4. Start dating someone completely random and potentially inappropriate (Joe Francis, Dan Marino, Paul Nassif) (I actually believe all 3 choices are plausible)

5. Sign a deal to promote Not Your Daughter's Jeans, or better yet start her own Kardashian Kollection line for middle aged women

6. Start free styling on her talk show and say she learned it from Ye

7. Become a regular on the Vegas strip befriending Tiesto, Guetta and the like...partying until 5 am

8. Become ex-stepmomager to Brandon, Leah, Brody and Burt. They all have always hated her, but Kris rules all, and even though she and Bruce are no longer together she owns everyone and everything

9. Become Patti Stanger's newest client (Can their be E!/Bravo crossover? Unsure, but Kris could make it happen)

10. Trade in her Jenner name and become Kris Kardashian once again

Let's face it, with Keeping Up viewers down, Kris will without a doubt find a way to stay relevant. I don't even hate to love her. You gotta own it, just like Kris.