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    14 Products So Savage You'll Laugh And Then Maybe Cry

    The sarcasm, it burns.

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    1. A set of Titanic and iceberg ice molds that'll make everyone at your dinner party do a double take at their glass. It may even cause some "too soon" comments, so beware.

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    Promising review: "I am having too much inappropriate fun with the Titanic ice cube molds. It is really easy to make ice cubes and remove them from the silicone molds. I've used water tinted with food coloring to color my cubes. The icebergs remain upright in a drink but the Titanic ships tend to roll over." —

    Kristen D

    Get a set of two from Amazon for $7.99.

    2. Or The Perfect Man ice mold, because he won't forget your anniversary or leave dishes in the sink. He'll probably melt after a few minutes too, but at least he'll perfectly cool down your drink for the time being.

    Amazon

    Promising review: "A nice novelty mold. Definitely not something you'd typically find. I use it for soap-making and it worked great, released soap easily." —Michael G

    Get it from Amazon for $12.98 (available in four shapes).

    3. A Hodor door stopper that'll make you shed a tear every single time you pass by. This fictional character's death will never be okay. Never.

    etsy.com

    Get it from Limit3Dition Shop on Etsy for $5 (available in 15 colors).

    4. A disappearing dinosaur mug you should definitely not gift to any young child who has a current reptile obsession.

    Amazon

    To keep the image from rubbing off, avoid putting in the dishwasher!

    Promising review: "I bought this cup over a year ago, along with three other heat-changing mugs. I like them all, but this is by far the best! It holds more liquid, stays hot a long time, and makes a vivid picture change." —Lil Old Lady

    Get it from Amazon for $15.95.

    5. A set of sarcastic luggage tags that'll make you chuckle before the weight of your physical baggage reminds you of your emotional baggage. We've all got some!

    Walmart

    Get them from Walmart for $11.95.

    6. An ultimate guide on how to excel in the workplace without damaging a man's ego. This quippy, incredibly sarcastic how-to is packed with tips and tricks on how to get ahead and smash the glass ceiling without hurting the feelings of the man sitting next to you!

    Andrews McMeel Publishing

    Promising review: "This book, written by a former Google employee, really nails what it's like to be a woman in the workplace. The restating of your ideas, coddling egos, modulating tone – all the stuff that makes me so mad is presented with hilarious illustration and a smart satirical eye. Come for the glitter cover and Men's Achievement Stickers, stay for the sharp-eyed commentary on the current state of our offices and how to improve it." —CK

    Get it from Amazon for $8.99+.

    7. Adulting ribbons for those moments when you minorly (or majorly) make a life decision that can be described as well, poor. Sometimes you just need to acknowledge what went down and move on.

    Adulting For The Win

    Get it from Adulting For The Win for $5.

    8. An insults poster so you can always stay up-to-date on the best way to insult someone. Just as a warning, some of these are truly biting, so use at your own risk.

    Amazon

    Get it from Amazon for $23.95.

    9. An A-hole paperweight that looks seemingly innocuous until the actual meaning sets in. If you ever receive this as a gift from a coworker, they may be trying to send you a message.

    Uncommon Goods

    Promising review: "I found the item very unique. I like that it's intriguing and can be a conversation piece. It is well-made." —GOLFGIRL

    Get it from Uncommon Goods for $45.

    10. Bad parking business cards to use when you encounter an incredibly frustrating parking lot situation. Let's just say the individual receiving the card will probably be displeased with the entire situation.

    Amazon

    The deck has 50 cards total.

    Promising review: "These have been so much fun to use. And since I have to use public parking garages so often I get many opportunities to do so. Far too many bad drivers/parkers out there and slipping one of these under the rubber seal at the bottom of the driver's side window immediately disperses any frustration." —Ryan An

    Get them from Amazon for $11.99.

    11. A dumpster fire enamel pin, because nothing accurately represents 2019 like a literal dumpster on fire.

    etsy.com

    Get it from Hella Cool Kids on Etsy for $10.

    12. A Thank U, Next breakup card featuring the one and only Jonathan Van Ness that'll provide a little tough love to the one friend who needs it. She may shed some tears, but it's all part of the grieving process.

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    You can order the card blank, with the line inside, "You Don't Need Nobody!", or with custom text. You can select what you want and personalize at check out.

    Get it from Wilde Cat Design on Etsy for $4.55+.

    13. A set of Marvel infinity stone earrings, because we all know the heartbreak and angst that went into Avengers Endgame. Yes, things worked out in the end, but a large price was paid.

    Box Lunch

    Get them from Box Lunch for $22.90.

    14. A Nancy Pelosi shirt so you can provide a sarcastic clap to anyone deserving of it.

    RebelUsApparel

    This cotton shirt is unisex, too!

    Get it from Rebel Us Apparel on Etsy for $22.49 (available in four colors and sizes S–3X).

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