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    A Reminder That Disney Villains Are Better Than All Disney Princesses

    Never underestimate the importance of body language. (Or evil.)

    Disney princesses are great and all but, for some of us, there's no denying that Disney villains REIGN SUPREME.

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    WAKE UP AND SEE THE TRUTH.

    They're basically the best part of every movie.

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    And they know it.

    They're go-getters who don't need rescuing from any dang ol' prince.

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    Finish him!

    Because, sure, this isn't creepy...

    ...Every single time it happens.

    They know exactly where their strengths lie (being fab, taking over kingdoms, being really good at eye makeup).

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    Work.

    Their eyebrow game is always on point.

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    Yaas mom! Drag her! Slay!

    And their outfits outshine all others in every conceivable way.

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    To ~die~ for.

    I mean, princesses dress well, too... if you're into that sort of look.

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    Do you, Cindy.

    Plus, villains tend to have better friends, overall.

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    Even if Kronk insists like dressing as a Minion here.

    They're great at multi-tasking.

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    - Wake up

    - Eat souls

    - Crush dreams

    - Unwind with some light yoga

    They have the best laughs.

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    Heroes: *polite chortle*

    Villains: "MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!"

    And get all the best lines.

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    Welcome to the best advice you've ever been given.

    Meanwhile, over in the princesses' lounge...

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    Your poor, simple thing.

    Their side-eye game is celebrated from Atlantica to Agrabah.

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    This is the patented "side-to-roll" genre of side-eyeing some thirsty basic. There will be a quiz.

    They really know how to decorate.

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    His Pinterest boards must be stellar.

    And, frankly, they tend to be far more relatable than a bunch of goody-two-shoes.

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    Madam Mim is us and we are her.

    And who wouldn't want to scream "FOOLS!" at everyone, constantly?

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    It's actually on page 187 of the Villainy for Dummies handbook.

    So here's to the misfits, to the misunderstood. To the ones who can really rock an eyebrow raise.

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