1. You grew up with good values and know that only darkness and chaos will make this world better.
2. You understand the beauty of flying across the inky firmament.
3. You have the best role models! Like Cthulhu...
4. ...And Nyarlathotep!
5. Chances are, you can speak in both R'lyehian and blood-curdling death screams.
6. People are always asking you how to pronounce "R'lyeh."
7. You've made all kinds of friends, some human, some madness-inducing entities forged in a pit of endless chaos.
8. You constantly have to remind people that you read a lot more than just The Necronomicon.
9. You learned invaluable skills, like how to cut through a sentient madness.
10. ...And how to escape from a writhing mass of dark star matter.
11. So you probably aren't scared too easily.
12. And living in a sunken city means every day is practically a beach vacation.
13. You constantly deal with people who ask why you won't move to a land mass that isn't ruled by terrible Elder Gods.
14. Growing up among architectural ruins built in a manner practically incomprehensible to humans gave you a deep appreciation for art!
15. You're the first to admit that the soliciting in R'lyeh can get a little out of hand.
16. You know that, if we're all mad, then no one is!
17. And you're fully aware that R'lyeh jokes are the best jokes.
18. You feel a little weird when it comes to eating calamari.
19. Really, there's no place else you'd rather have been forged.
20. Because you know there's no place like home.
