1. When he admitted his goal was to keep interactions at social functions to a minimum:
2. When he described being single and ready to (avoid any opportunity to) mingle:
3. When he couldn't be bothered to pretend to care:
4. Every time he was so wrapped up in himself that he absolutely ruined everything for everyone else:
5. When he spoke his truth, no matter what others thought of it:
6. When he fought the good fight against bad conversation:
7. Every single time he was the only person who was always right:
8. When he was blunt about the qualities he looks for in others, even if it wasn't ~polite~:
9. When he Netflix and chilled with the one he truly loved:
10. Whenever he was "Really" "Sorry" about his behavior towards others:
11. Every time he bravely stood up for his fellow non-people-persons:
12. Every time he was just saying what we were all thinking:
13. When he basically just straight-up announced that he's just not a people person:
14. When he acted like he didn't give a flying fuck about what other people thought:
15. When he knew life would be a helluva lot better if he was the only one living it:
16. When he shared that nothing beats the absolute thrill of canceling plans:
Better than sex.
17. When he knew that the appropriate response to seeing someone you know is ignoring them:
18. When he admitted to not understanding what the hell other people are doing most of the time:
19. When he knew that the best kind of friends are those you never have to see nor speak to:
20. Every time he made his thoughts known, even when no one else was on his side:
21. And when he was perfectly happy just being himself. Alone:
