1. When you set an alarm but even your clock has given up on you.
2. And your biggest talent is convincing yourself you have more time than you actually do.
3. When someone warns you that you're going to be late, you're always in denial...
4. And no matter how many times they warn you, you just lay there till the last minute.
5. When you give yourself extra time to get ready but your priorities always seem to get in the way.
6. When you realize how late you are and start contemplating if you should even show up...
7. But then you realize you have to go and do whatever you can to make yourself look presentable.
8. When your friends start asking where you are and the panic of being late sets in...
9. So you lie about your ETA, but not even your cellphone believes you.
