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    Six Reasons Not To Drink Vodka

    I sometimes have trouble persuading my friends to try more interesting spirits. These conversations often happen when I’m in a state of, uh … having trouble organizing my thoughts. And it’s rude to berate someone for what they drink while they’re drinking it.

    Number one is, it's f---ing boring.

    Vodka is essentially ethanol and water. Whee. You could make it in a laboratory, and chemistry students do. Good luck trying that with Scotch.