1. This life check:
Picture this: You’re 31. You just married your soulmate and are on your way to your beautiful honeymoon.The plane lands in Bora Bora, as it touches the ground your wife begins clapping. She’s an airplane clapper. You get on a plane right back to America and you never speak again.
2. A stunned reaction:
Peppa Shook💀💀💀
3. This funny realization:
Real talk ..this the first time I saw judge Judy legs 😂 https://t.co/Fi01vmEz3H
4. This tweet describing the oversharing friend we all know and love...
me: i'm a very private person someone: hi me: so i'll start by describing some of my lighter traumas before i get into the real bad stuff
5. ...and this one describing the friend that loves staying in
I can’t believe me and the world’s oldest spider have the same life plan
6. The quintessential male uniform:
Slides on. Toes out. No underwear 💁🏾♂️💁🏾♂️💁🏾♂️💁🏾♂️💁🏾♂️💁🏾♂️💁🏾♂️💁🏾♂️
7. This pattern of behavior:
I keep trying to make protein shakes but they keep turning out as margaritas idk
8. And this one:
Me unlocking my phone for the 64th time in 5 minutes with 0 notifications
9. This tweet that all grads can relate to:
Rihanna it is time for you to speak about student loans. https://t.co/yFmkxtZtVH
10. This one that perfectly describes that friend with an all-black wardrobe:
when the weather starts getting nice but the only outfits you look good in are all black
11. Overspending and overdrafting your way through the summer:
Just cook bitch, damn. https://t.co/wJMboV9Wh4
12. A true reaction to this classic banger:
When Gasolina comes on in the club
13. This petty reaction:
Isn’t it wild how people who ghosted you still watch every single one of your Instagram stories
14. The dread of a work evaluation:
when it’s time for your 1 on 1 https://t.co/2HdU9M3g6z
15. These health habits:
me: ew no I wouldn’t put sugar in my coffee what a waste of calories also me: maaaarrrggaaaRRRIIITTAAASS!!!!
16. A lesson in learning to ignore the haters:
Why my niece got haters lmao 💀😂
17. This deep thought:
I wonder if Facebook evens knows Drake and Pusha T are dissing each other.
18. A supportive group of friends:
when you feel ugly before a night out so your friends start hyping you up because they don’t want you to bail
19. And these friends that are just helping each other out:
Real friends, how many of us 🤣🤣
20. This location rating:
The pacific ocean has 3.9 stars out of five on google maps Who the fuck is downvoting the ocean
21. This uncomfortable realization:
i saw a post that said “minty is just cold spicy” and my life has not known peace since then
22. These summer plans:
“You gonna travel anywhere this summer?” Me:
23. This interaction:
Y’ALL.
24. A MOOD:
This song puts me in a GOOD ASS MOOD ALWAYS😭😭🙌
25. This accurate description:
Damn Rihanna did a Drake lyric about Drake https://t.co/k8dULXGBRq
26. And finally, this tweet:
person: i love the way you think, i wonder what goes on in your mind the only three brain cells left in my mind:
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