This post has not been vetted or endorsed by BuzzFeed's editorial staff. BuzzFeed Community is a place where anyone can create a post or quiz. Try making your own!Community·Posted on Oct 16, 201820 Dirty Tweets That'll Make You ChuckleDon't open this at work.by alejandrabcruzCommunity ContributorLinkFacebookPinterestTwitterMail 1. This relatable feeling: Yasmine @_yaaaazzzz_ i deserved sex today but whatever 01:37 AM - 21 Sep 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite 2. When you have THAT kind of throwback: Linda B 🐷 @piggyy___ SEX flashbacks be hitting you like the visions in thats so raven 😩😭 whew chileee 02:18 AM - 26 Aug 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite 3. When you just want to make sure things are up-to-date: THE HOOD ORACLE @emoblackthot I love making sex playlists for the sex that I’m not having! 05:05 PM - 28 Aug 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite 4. This funny reaction: ellie @holy_schnitt i’ve gotta stop telling people they were in my dreams bc they always think it’s a sex thing when in reality they were like, my cashier at petsmart or something 06:14 PM - 01 Sep 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite 5. A ridiculous preference: k80 @kpfeffss My roomie and I were talking about fictional characters we’d bone and I said Christian Bale in American Psycho and this bitch dead ass said Johnny Depp as WILLIE WONKA. I’m moving out 03:39 AM - 11 Aug 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite 6. A MOOD: judgmental gay @jdgmntlgay i wish i have coworkers my age. like i’m trying so hard to relate to this girl’s daughter having an ear infection but i just want to talk about my hoe weekend https://t.co/cSPGSr6fEX 06:25 PM - 04 Sep 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite 7. Some good advice: 🦋 @YourFavvSista dick ain’t worth it if it disrupts your peace. get better dick, positive dick, loving dick, a dick that’ll cherish ONLY you sis 10:55 PM - 06 Sep 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite 8. This ritual: Dizzarrhea @dizzfrizz_ -post Instagram story -check back in a few hours to make sure people you’ve had sex with viewed it first -continue on with your bad self 01:06 AM - 09 Sep 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite 9. This preference: costa))) @TheZeroFox "Cum" is such an ugly word. I prefer Créme de la Penis. 01:18 PM - 30 Aug 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite 10. A pretty logical assumption: javie @jyoungwhite do you *really* want a significant other or do you just need a therapist and some sex 04:29 AM - 26 Mar 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite 11. This response: 𖤐boojeria𖤐 @amoebalovell “we all can see when u like porn twee-“ 05:53 AM - 02 Jun 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite 12. This ridiculous mess: 𝕹𝖎𝖈𝖔 @L0calEmo i’m so upset by this 07:04 PM - 28 Sep 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite 13. And some not-so-far-off behavior: pumpkin spice bussy @FeelingFisky Me heading to a dick appointment right after tweeting about how men are trash https://t.co/LqPEiIqqxu 11:49 PM - 30 Sep 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite 14. This sad truth: YaLocalWhiteBoy @NoHoesGeorge day 238 without sex: https://t.co/ryXJIYEBOT 12:05 AM - 16 Jul 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite 15. This interpretation: Cymone @PhattiLabelle Girl, that's a bootyhole. https://t.co/A348dkKDmq 01:00 AM - 23 Sep 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite 16. This coincidence: Seth Rogen @Sethrogen This is the best one yet. https://t.co/34hcOnXaN1 01:31 AM - 13 Oct 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite 17. A bold statement: Abby G🎃vindan @abbygov I’m going to fuck Trader Joe 01:45 AM - 11 Oct 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite 18. A top-notch citizen: sarah @sareevs last night i helped someone register to vote before we had sex and that’s my civic duty of the day 04:00 PM - 12 Oct 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite 19. A romantic gesture: giulia @jmashh_ my man is literally always randomly surprising me with things so I decided to make him a lil spoOooOky basket. hope he likes it! 😂🤷🏼♀️🖤 https://t.co/wva8tHWg2F 07:06 PM - 02 Oct 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite 20. And finally, this fun surprise: maria @mariaorwhatever so... what do i win? 06:25 PM - 24 Aug 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite