20 Years Of Cartoon Hotties: A 90s Kid Brushup

Sure, they're not real, but the Hell if I wouldn't admit how some of these girls can rock a pixelated skirt.

1. Terry McGinnis X Melanie Walker

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What's not to love at Batman Beyond? With hi-tech technologies, a dark and mysterious setting, and particularly creepy looking villains to follow, BB is easily my favourite of the Batman series. Terry (Bruce Wayne's ward) has had a few partners, the primary one being Dana Tan (another hottie with an equal 10 inch waist).

2. Ashley Spinelli

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Remember that adorable little tomboy from Disney's Recess? She would charm our hearts after school, what with her irritability and quick to anger persona. She was guaranteed to grow up adorable (note the fan art).

3. Jillian Russell-Wilcox

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Gotta love the babysitter, so why not reinforce this sexy association? Leave it to Family Guy to take the liberty.

4. Jane Lane

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Jane. Jane. Jane. There's something about Jane (*the girl on the left). Jane is dark, moody, very odd, and could give two flips about societal expectations. Jane is from Daria, a show most of my friends don't remember, because it was for an older, more sarcastic, insomniatic, MTV watching crowd. Jane wasn't only a hottie because she was a goth-minded art kid, but because of her self respect and wit.

5. The Main Girls of Kim Possible

Mrs. Dr. Ann Possible (1st). Shego (2nd). Kim Possible (3rd). Bonnie Rockwaller (4th). It was really hard for me to pick which girl from Disney's Kim Possible was cuter.

Which do you prefer: doctor milf, radioactive pin-up, crime fighting girl next door, or rich, bitchy cheerleader?

6. The Totally Spies

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Sam? Alex? Clover? Everyone had their favourite from the Totally Spies crime fighting triumvirate, so it's really your job, not mine, to define the best.

7. Bulma

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As the Internet might ask, "Bulma, y u so cute?"

I applaud Dragon Ball for giving us a girl who is more than just eye candy, but a future tech scientist.

8. Amy Wong

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In Futurama, we have Amy: the bubble-headed klutz from Mars. She's slutty, decade(?) long delivery service intern with a hedge fund. She may be a strumpet, but it's part of her charm.

9. Virgil Hawkins

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Thank you WB for Static Shock!

Yes, there are super powers out there, besides flight, telepathy and lazer eyes.

Interesting fact: Though this was made in 2000 (when parents started spamming the FCC button), it stilled managed to smuggle in having a kid blatantly enter a school to shoot someone (and accomplishing it).

10. Chip Skylark

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Sure, he had this incredibly douchey goatee, but when you're 10 you've yet to register the negative associations. Either way, props to Fairly OddParents for teaching us that it's sexy to practise hygienic responsibility.

11. Maria Wong

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Anyone remember Maria from the cast of Braceface? She was the kind, adorable sidekick who should have had more screentime, because her attitude made her a good kid's cartoon role model.

12. Sabrina Spellman X Chloe Flan

The two leads (minus the guys) are pictured here. Sabrina: the Animated Series is a spin-off of Sabrina the Teenage Witch.

This show isn't very different, in the slightest, save cartoonification. It's all pretty self-explanatory in the title... there's Sabrina, she's a witch, and she's a teenager.

13. Carmen Sandiego

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In Where on Earth is Carmen Sandiego? (aka Where in the World is Carmen Sandiego?) we have a tall chick, in a red hat and matching cloak committing international thievery.

Sold.

14. Serena "Bunny" Tsukino

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How can we forget Sailor Moon? It's not even a question that whoever watched the show crushed on somebody, whether it be for the love of gay shipping, or the individuals themselves, what with their dark, intensive backstories.

15. Danny Phantom X Sam Mason

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Everyone loves goths. Who doesn't love goths? Do some of you not love goths? You're lying to yourself.

Danny Phantom was a neat show, and though the main character Danny spent most of his days incorporeal (as most teenagers do), he still managed to maintain some solid shipping. (See what I did there?)

Plus, most of the cast is a fashionista of a sort, a darker, cooler fashionista (girl or boy).