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9 Things That Happen In An Advert For New Flats In Dalston That Everyone Hates

My god.

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Look at this advert for new homes in Dalston, east London. Look at it. LOOK AT ITTTTT.

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Here are some things that happen.

1. This woman goes shopping for vintage clothes.

😷 It’s time to leave London: (via @van_der_ende)

2. She also goes to Westfield and buys some designer items! πŸ˜’

London and Dalston's future as imagined by a total fucking shit biscuit

3. She goes to a hair salon! πŸ˜’

@sajeraj I can't tell you how much I hate this video and it's whitewashed vision of my neighbourhood. Sod off #telfordhomes

4. She goes to posh restaurants! πŸ˜’

I am going to hunt down everyone involved in the making of this film and residential development and KILL THEM ALL.

5. Some more upper middle-class stuff! πŸ˜’

Gross @TelfordHomes advert for new #Dalston flats. Black/#workingclass people clearly aren't part of their 'vision'.

6. πŸ˜’

Looks like, according to this property ad video, #Dalston #Hackney has no Black or Asian people. Who'd have guessed?

7. πŸ˜’ πŸ˜’ πŸ˜’

was excited about High Rise before but this new trailer's >>>>> (just wish it had more white people in it)

8. πŸ˜’ πŸ˜’ πŸ˜’ πŸ˜’ πŸ˜’ πŸ˜’

New housing development in Dalston being explicitly marketed to foreigners via a truly nauseating video

9. πŸ˜’ πŸ˜’ πŸ˜’ πŸ˜’ πŸ˜’ πŸ˜’ πŸ˜’ πŸ˜’ πŸ˜’

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What is wrong with people? Who is the marketing turd that made this video about Dalston? 😑😑😑

Alan White is a news editor for BuzzFeed News and is based in London.

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