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9 Things That Happen In An Advert For New Flats In Dalston That Everyone Hates

My god.

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Look at this advert for new homes in Dalston, east London. Look at it. LOOK AT ITTTTT.

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Here are some things that happen.

1. This woman goes shopping for vintage clothes.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6q-4ry6O13s
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6q-4ry6O13s

😷 It’s time to leave London: https://t.co/ppiJe1nIVc (via @van_der_ende)

2. She also goes to Westfield and buys some designer items! πŸ˜’

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6q-4ry6O13s
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6q-4ry6O13s

London and Dalston's future as imagined by a total fucking shit biscuit https://t.co/EumeK8ut0E

3. She goes to a hair salon! πŸ˜’

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6q-4ry6O13s
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6q-4ry6O13s

@sajeraj I can't tell you how much I hate this video and it's whitewashed vision of my neighbourhood. Sod off #telfordhomes

4. She goes to posh restaurants! πŸ˜’

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6q-4ry6O13s
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6q-4ry6O13s

I am going to hunt down everyone involved in the making of this film and residential development and KILL THEM ALL. https://t.co/KxlVGYMOzJ

5. Some more upper middle-class stuff! πŸ˜’

Gross @TelfordHomes advert for new #Dalston flats. Black/#workingclass people clearly aren't part of their 'vision'. https://t.co/BLAATK2QI8

6. πŸ˜’

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6q-4ry6O13s
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6q-4ry6O13s

Looks like, according to this property ad video, #Dalston #Hackney has no Black or Asian people. Who'd have guessed? https://t.co/9N548ir7tV

7. πŸ˜’ πŸ˜’ πŸ˜’

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6q-4ry6O13s
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6q-4ry6O13s

was excited about High Rise before but this new trailer's >>>>> (just wish it had more white people in it) https://t.co/s3kGdg0I7g

8. πŸ˜’ πŸ˜’ πŸ˜’ πŸ˜’ πŸ˜’ πŸ˜’

New housing development in Dalston being explicitly marketed to foreigners via a truly nauseating video https://t.co/NA8oqRSfFt

9. πŸ˜’ πŸ˜’ πŸ˜’ πŸ˜’ πŸ˜’ πŸ˜’ πŸ˜’ πŸ˜’ πŸ˜’

Telford Homes / YouTube

What is wrong with people? Who is the marketing turd that made this video about Dalston? 😑😑😑https://t.co/EgIqGU1NKU

Alan White is a news editor for BuzzFeed News and is based in London.

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