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8 Unforgivable Beauty Mistakes You Made As A Tween

'Sup, raccoon liner and sperm-brows?

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Grown-up solution: Basic, ignorable grey.


Hey, there's no shame in adult braces; flaunt that shit. Just maybe try to avoid the all-too-common blue-food-stuck-in-your-teeth look brought on by overly colorful rubber bands.

5. Tween problem: Caring SO MUCH about what brand your lipgloss was.

MAC Lipglass meant you were ~classy~, Victoria's Secret Beauty Rush meant you were ~sexy~, and all those heavy Stila twist-up contraptions meant that you'd surreptitiously lick your lips all day long.


Grown-up solution: A low, easy style you can completely forget about when it's done.

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Like a regular ponytail. Or a regular bun. Or awesomely short hair that does whatever it wants. Or the tried-and-true run-out-the-door-with-a-soaking-wet-mop-on-your-head-and-hope-for-the-best technique — truly, anything's better than trying way too hard only to get massive headaches.

Grown-up solution: Carefully deployed glitter.


OK, I lied, there isn't technically such a thing as too much glitter. But when painful chunks are raining into your eyes and staying attached to your clothes for the rest of eternity, nobody wins. A streak of liquid glitter liner is a solid way to maximize sparkle and minimize disaster.

Grown-up solution: Chill.


Makeup can be the most delightful thing in the world, as long as it's not running your life the way it sometimes did at the tender age of 11 and a half. So invest in a good set of brushes (key for blending/not looking like a mannequin in photos), thank the alpha and omega that you never need to slow-dance in a gym again, and rock on.