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19 Signs You're Too Young For Your Neighborhood

Oh, sorry, your toddler wants my seat at the bar? No problemo.

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4. You can't walk down the sidewalk because of the stroller brigade.


Bonus: when a self-righteous dad runs over your feet, then stops and glares at said feet as if they are the culprit.

5. Everywhere you look you see children who are wayyy too old to be in a stroller.


Wow, that paper sure seems engrossing. You know, the paper, the one that you're reading with your fully developed human brain that's also in charge of motor skills.

19. You know all too well that feeling of overwhelming jealousy where you kinda just want to grab the nearest baby and take it home and cuddle it and raise it as your own but you can't because society frowns.

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