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18 Things You Probably Shouldn't Make Out Of Jeans

Recycling is wonderful, but please remember: denim is for butts, not for shoes or plants.

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1. Planters

The whole point of nature is that it doesn't have to wear pants.
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The whole point of nature is that it doesn't have to wear pants.

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3. Stools

This looks like it could murder you.
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This looks like it could murder you.

4. Shoes

5. Potholders

Oh, very.
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Oh, very.

6. Lampshades

7. Purses

You're essentially rummaging around in a crotch every time you need your Chapstick.
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You're essentially rummaging around in a crotch every time you need your Chapstick.

8. Couches

On the bright side, if you lose anything in the couch you can always just check one of the many pockets.
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On the bright side, if you lose anything in the couch you can always just check one of the many pockets.

9. Chairs

And you'll never have to worry about leaving a jeans stain (known in some circles* as a "juke stain".*Unclear which circles
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And you'll never have to worry about leaving a jeans stain (known in some circles* as a "juke stain".

*Unclear which circles

10. Corsets

11. Christmas Stockings

Merry Christmas from your butt.
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Merry Christmas from your butt.

12. Bikinis

Denim yarn should be deployed sparingly. (Although not this sparingly.)
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Denim yarn should be deployed sparingly. (Although not this sparingly.)

13. Dolls

14. Lace-Up Jorts

15. This.

Cool change purse.
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Cool change purse.

16. Yoga Pants

17. America

18. Uggs

There is a strong chance that these violate the Geneva Conventions.
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There is a strong chance that these violate the Geneva Conventions.