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    Mar 11, 2013

    18 Things You Probably Shouldn't Make Out Of Jeans

    Recycling is wonderful, but please remember: denim is for butts, not for shoes or plants.

    1. Planters

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    The whole point of nature is that it doesn't have to wear pants.

    2.

    3. Stools

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    This looks like it could murder you.

    4. Shoes

    5. Potholders

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    Oh, very.

    6. Lampshades

    7. Purses

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    You're essentially rummaging around in a crotch every time you need your Chapstick.

    8. Couches

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    On the bright side, if you lose anything in the couch you can always just check one of the many pockets.

    9. Chairs

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    And you'll never have to worry about leaving a jeans stain (known in some circles* as a "juke stain".

    *Unclear which circles

    10. Corsets

    11. Christmas Stockings

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    Merry Christmas from your butt.

    12. Bikinis

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    Denim yarn should be deployed sparingly. (Although not this sparingly.)

    13. Dolls

    14. Lace-Up Jorts

    15. This.

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    Cool change purse.

    16. Yoga Pants

    17. America

    18. Uggs

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    There is a strong chance that these violate the Geneva Conventions.

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