1. Planters

2.

3. Stools

4. Shoes

5. Potholders

6. Lampshades

7. Purses

8. Couches

9. Chairs

10. Corsets

11. Christmas Stockings

12. Bikinis

13. Dolls

14. Lace-Up Jorts

15. This.

16. Yoga Pants

17. America

18. Uggs

Recycling is wonderful, but please remember: denim is for butts, not for shoes or plants.
The whole point of nature is that it doesn't have to wear pants.
This looks like it could murder you.
Oh, very.
You're essentially rummaging around in a crotch every time you need your Chapstick.
On the bright side, if you lose anything in the couch you can always just check one of the many pockets.
And you'll never have to worry about leaving a jeans stain (known in some circles* as a "juke stain".
*Unclear which circles
Merry Christmas from your butt.
Denim yarn should be deployed sparingly. (Although not this sparingly.)
Cool change purse.
There is a strong chance that these violate the Geneva Conventions.