Nifty·Mar 11, 201318 Things You Probably Shouldn't Make Out Of JeansRecycling is wonderful, but please remember: denim is for butts, not for shoes or plants.by Alanna OkunBuzzFeed StaffFacebookPinterestTwitterMailLink 1. Planters thriftyfun.com The whole point of nature is that it doesn't have to wear pants. 2. pinterest.com 3. Stools guzer.com This looks like it could murder you. 4. Shoes recyclart.org 5. Potholders etsy.com Oh, very. 6. Lampshades 10marifet.org 7. Purses etsy.com You're essentially rummaging around in a crotch every time you need your Chapstick. 8. Couches myconey.wordpress.com On the bright side, if you lose anything in the couch you can always just check one of the many pockets. 9. Chairs 10marifet.org And you'll never have to worry about leaving a jeans stain (known in some circles* as a "juke stain".*Unclear which circles 10. Corsets cutoutandkeep.net 11. Christmas Stockings etsy.com Merry Christmas from your butt. 12. Bikinis etsy.com Denim yarn should be deployed sparingly. (Although not this sparingly.) 13. Dolls etsy.com 14. Lace-Up Jorts etsy.com 15. This. etsy.com Cool change purse. 16. Yoga Pants etsy.com 17. America etsy.com 18. Uggs bindoonboots.com.au There is a strong chance that these violate the Geneva Conventions.