1. With an e-card.

2. With an iPhone case.

3. With some rocks.

4. With tattoos.


5. By faking your own death.
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"You make my heart beat so fast that in return, I'd like to give you a heart attack."
6. With a packet of hot sauce.

7. With pizza.

8. With a s'more.

9. With a digested ring.

10. Maybe we should just leave food out entirely.
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" :( "
11. With emoji.

12. On Facebook.

13. On Twitter.

This is the tweet (which, for the record, worked).
I can't wait for Christmas so.... Katherine Von Drachenberg, will you marry me? @thekatvond twitter.com/deadmau5/statu…
— deadmau5 (@deadmau5) December 16, 2012
"If I spent more than 140 characters on this shit, sugarpie, we wouldn't be young and beautiful anymore."
14. To Siri.

15. With a shower curtain.

16. With a nug instead of a ring.

17. On the open water.
