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    17 Terrible Ways To Propose To Someone

    If you're about to spend the rest of your life with somebody, it probably shouldn't begin with a ring that's passed through your digestive tract.

    1. With an e-card.

    2. With an iPhone case.

    3. With some rocks.

    4. With tattoos.

    5. By faking your own death.

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    "You make my heart beat so fast that in return, I'd like to give you a heart attack."

    6. With a packet of hot sauce.

    7. With pizza.

    8. With a s'more.

    9. With a digested ring.

    10. Maybe we should just leave food out entirely.

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    " :( "

    11. With emoji.

    12. On Facebook.

    13. On Twitter.

    This is the tweet (which, for the record, worked).

    I can't wait for Christmas so.... Katherine Von Drachenberg, will you marry me? @thekatvond…

    — deadmau5 (@deadmau5) December 16, 2012

    "If I spent more than 140 characters on this shit, sugarpie, we wouldn't be young and beautiful anymore."

    14. To Siri.

    15. With a shower curtain.

    16. With a nug instead of a ring.

    17. On the open water.