Nifty·Posted on May 10, 201317 Sweet Ties Your Dad Definitely, Totally WantsBecause ALL DADS LOVE TIES. It's the cardinal rule of Father's Day.by Alanna OkunBuzzFeed StaffFacebookPinterestTwitterMailLink 1. Abraham Lincoln Tie etsy.com "Four score and seven [dads] ago..." Available here. 2. Grumpy Cat Bow Tie etsy.com For dads who hate everything. Available here. 3. Burger Tie zazzle.com Available here. 4. Wooden Bow Tie blessthisstuff.com Witchcraft. Available here. 5. Cat Tie etsy.com EVEN MORE WITCHCRAFT, show me one cat who would actually allow you to put this on it. Get it here, if you're brave. 6. Circuit Board Tie etsy.com Available here. 7. NYC Subway Map Tie amazon.com Even dads sometimes get lost. Get it here. 8. Constellation Bow Tie etsy.com Get it here. 9. Corgi Tie vineyardvines.com Available here. 10. Sloth Tie zazzle.com Get it here. 11. Dapper Fox Tie etsy.com For silver foxes or just the regular kind. Available here. 12. Ghost Tie zazzle.com ooooOOOOOOOOOooooooo. Get it here. 13. Cheese Tie amazon.com Get it here. 14. Doctor Who Tie etsy.com Available here. 15. Space Shuttle Tie absoluteties.com Available here. 16. Patriotic Tie etsy.com America <3. Available here. 17. Light Up Tie amazon.com You'll never lose your dad at night again. Get it here.