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    22 Statues That Don't Quite Look Right

    Beauty is in the eye of the beholder, especially when the beholder thinks a sculpture looks like a giant peen.

    1. This is Santa holding a Christmas tree.

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    But apparently everyone calls it the "Buttplug Gnome."

    2. Corpus Christi has "Surfing Jesus."

    3. ...Who seems a whole lot happier than this Jesus.

    4. And this one.

    5. And this hapless angel.

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    We've all been there.

    6. Some art is abstract.

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    8. While some art is representational.

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    13. Statues don't have to just be of people; they can also celebrate cats!

    14. Monkeys!

    15. Turtles!

    16. And bears!

    17. This statue looks totally normal from one angle.

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    And so boneriffic from another angle that eventually the statue's arm was removed.

    18. While this statue stands proudly erect no matter how you look at it.

    19. Sometimes people have to help statues realize their full potential.

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    22. Just remember: They're always watching.

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