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Halloween Candy Ranked By Grown-Ass Adults Who Should Have Been Working

"Butterfinger is not a candy, it is a weapon."

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mallorymcinnis [11:56 AM] smarties + necco wafers = the worst

alanna [11:57 AM] but sweet tarts are weirdly great?

mallorymcinnis [11:57 AM] sweet tarts are amazing

juliareinstein [11:57 AM] necco wafers are shitty sweet tarts

terripous [11:57 AM] NERDS ARE AWFUL

alanna [11:57 AM] WHAT


alanna [11:57 AM]
I love nerds!!!!

juliareinstein [11:57 AM] sweet tarts are ok

christinalan [11:57 AM] NERD ROPES

mallorymcinnis [11:57 AM] i love nerds too

terripous [11:57 AM] no

juliareinstein [11:57 AM] pro-nerds

terripous [11:57 AM] no to nerds

alanna [11:57 AM] terri u r a nerd

alanna [11:57 AM] haha zing

terripous [11:57 AM] so i don't eat them bc it'd be cannibalism

juliareinstein [11:57 AM] unpopular opinion: tootsie rolls are bad

rachelwmiller [11:57 AM] no julia we agree fully

alanna [11:57 AM] no yeah tootsie rolls are like

rachelwmiller [11:57 AM] tootsie rolls are like

rachelwmiller [11:57 AM] hospital food


alanna [11:57 AM]
why would you ever crave one

juliareinstein [11:57 AM] YES

rachelwmiller [11:57 AM] like...it's...fine if that's all you have

karen.hobowsky [11:58 AM] favorite: regular sized reese's cups. least: candy corn, stupid lollipops, like dum dums

alanna [11:58 AM] candy corn is sooooo divisive

rachelwmiller [11:58 AM] I can get down with some dum dums

alanna [11:58 AM] dum dums are too small

alanna [11:58 AM] like your mouth wants more to do

karen.hobowsky [11:58 AM] exactly!

christinalan [11:58 AM] I despise runts

rachelwmiller [11:58 AM] also not as much a Halloween candy but I hate runts

alanna [11:58 AM] jinxxx

rachelwmiller [11:59 AM] runts are like...to break your teeth on?

mallorymcinnis [11:59 AM] no to good and plenty. no to mike and ikes.

alanna [11:59 AM] ugh LOVE a butterfinger


alanna [11:59 AM]
that might be my fav

alanna [11:59 AM] esp because you have to really root around in between your teeth after

alanna [11:59 AM] you have to earn it

rachelwmiller [11:59 AM] they are so messy though

juliareinstein [11:59 AM] I DONT UNDERSTAND WHAT BUTTERFINGERS ARE BUT I LOVE THEM

christinalan [11:59 AM] how do people feel about milk duds

rachelwmiller [11:59 AM] I can do milk duds

maitland [11:59 AM] so good but so stick in teeth

alanna [11:59 AM] omg GUYS

alanna [11:59 AM] I was at the airport

alanna [11:59 AM] and wanted to buy a butterfinger

alanna [12:00 PM] and they didn't have any????

alanna [12:00 PM] they just had this weird peanut butter version of butterfingers

alanna [12:00 PM] it was sacrilege

rachelysanders [12:00 PM] ugh butterfingers are terribile

rachelysanders [12:00 PM] but other ppl like them so i could always get good trades

angelo.spagnolo [12:00 PM] butterfingers are hell on your teeth

rachelwmiller [11:59 AM] ew PayDay

maitland [12:00 PM] also full size crunch bars are so much better than fun size

maitland [12:00 PM] the thinness is key

alanna [12:00 PM] i like buncha crunch

alanna [12:00 PM] mostly for the movies

alanna [12:00 PM] good makeout candy

maitland [12:00 PM] BUNCHA CRUNCH YES

christinalan [12:00 PM] wait. omg. 100 grand bars??

rachelwmiller [12:00 PM] fuck 100 grand bars

rachelysanders [12:00 PM] 100 grand is one of the most underrated

mallorymcinnis [12:00 PM] 100 grand bars are great!

rachelwmiller [12:00 PM] but take five bars which are NOT Halloween candy are the tits

alanna [12:00 PM] COSIGN

angelo.spagnolo [12:00 PM] cosign

angelo.spagnolo [12:00 PM] 100 grand is fuego

hannahgiorgis [12:00 PM] agree @rachelysanders

rachelysanders [12:00 PM] take five is the other most underrated

terripous [12:00 PM] take 5 should be halloween candy

rachelwmiller [12:00 PM] take five is like a legit snack

terripous [12:01 PM] it's everything good in one

rachelwmiller [12:01 PM] we should have take five in the office instead of...kale soy chip straws or whatever

angelo.spagnolo [12:01 PM] fuck pretzels

angelo.spagnolo [12:01 PM] except the underrated short lived pretzel m&ms

christinalan [12:01 PM] i loved pretzel m&ms :broken_heart:

alanna [12:01 PM] also you know what is not a candy, to my mind

alanna [12:01 PM] twix

alanna [12:01 PM] it's a COOKIE

alanna [12:01 PM] the reason I think that is my middle school did not sell candy but they did sell twix in the vending machine


juliareinstein [12:01 PM]
alanna same!!!!

juliareinstein [12:01 PM] CRISPY M&Ms ARE BACK BTW

karen.hobowsky [12:01 PM] omg! chic-o-sticks! i like those, but feel like i only got them once trick or treating

angelo.spagnolo [12:01 PM] chic-o-stick is same as butterfinger

hannahgiorgis [12:02 PM] butterfinger is not candy, it is a weapon

juliareinstein [12:02 PM] fun story, growing up i always saw 3 musketeers commercials and thought it was a breadstick covered in chocolate. which i wanted so much.

mallorymcinnis [12:02 PM] there was a house that gave out vampire wax lips. it was unique, but you can't actually ingest them

angelo.spagnolo [12:03 PM] i love 3 musketeers

angelo.spagnolo [12:03 PM] underrated

hannahgiorgis [12:03 PM] also love 3 musketeers

angelo.spagnolo [12:03 PM] Reese's fast break

mallorymcinnis [12:03 PM] i loved peppermint patties. i'd put them in the freezer and then eat them cold

juliareinstein [12:03 PM] FAST BREAK YES

rachelwmiller [12:03 PM] not a fan of three musketeers

juliareinstein [12:03 PM] fast break is the best spinoff candy of all time

juliareinstein [12:03 PM] OF ALL TIME

alanna [12:03 PM] omg fast breaks rule

alanna [12:03 PM] we used to have them in the office!!!!

angelo.spagnolo [12:03 PM] ^ this is why we have cavities

angelo.spagnolo [12:04 PM] I've been to the dentist three times since I started here

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