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    33 Rad Supplies That Will Make You Pumped To Go Back To School

    Whether you're a teacher, a student, or just someone who appreciates a truly A+ pen, this stuff will make sitting in a classroom all day so much more appealing.

    1. Whale Pen, $5

    Pay homage to Ahab (sort of). Available here.

    2. Sushi USB Drive, $10.50

    Con: Chances are your cafeteria doesn't serve sushi. Pro: You will be the envy of everyone in the room. Sounds fair.

    3. Patterned Binders, $16 each

    Available here.

    4. The Little Prince Planner, $28.95

    To add a little bit of wonder to your day.

    5. "Fuck This Shit" Pencils, $8 for six

    Let your writing utensils do the talking.

    6. Reusable Lunch Bags, $18 for 2

    Get them here.

    7. EIffel Tower Scissors, $14.95

    Visit Paris without leaving fourth-period pre-calc.

    8. Personalized Trinket Tray, $9

    This would make an awesome teacher gift.

    9. Burlap Pencil Roll, $30

    Get it here.

    10. Cool Dog Backpack, $39.99

    11. Wood Grain Notebooks, $7

    Available here.

    12. Grasshopper Stapler, $18

    13. Cat Tote, $25

    Get it here.

    14. Pocket-Size Shredder, $11.95


    15. Galaxy Backpack, $54.42

    Get this gem here.

    16. Decomposition Notebook, $6.95 each

    They're made of 100% recycled materials so you can record your innermost thoughts/Spanish notes with a smug sense of pride.

    17. Pebble Erasers, $4.90 each

    Available here.

    18. Back-To-School Socks, $12 per pair

    Not, strictly speaking, school supplies; yes absolutely wonderful.

    19. Wooden Pens, $9

    The body is hexagonal to prevent rolling around.

    20. Elephant Paperclips, $8.95

    Available here.

    21. Message in a Bottle USB Drive, $28

    Passin' notes, takin' names.

    22. "Twin Peaks" Pencils, $8.95 for eight

    A damn fine set of pencils.

    23. Shark Pencil Case, $44

    Get it here.

    24. Multicolored Pushpins, $4

    I wish my whole life were these colors.

    25. Skyline Desk Organizer, $24.95

    Available here.

    26. "Shit I Gotta Fucking Get Done" Assignment Notebook, $9.99 for two

    You'll never forget to write an essay again.

    27. Rainbow Highlighters, $12.99

    Available here.

    28. Squirrel Tape Dispenser

    29. Lisa Frank Folder, $10

    30. Cat Stickies, $6.50 for all three types

    For writing meow-mos.

    (sorry bye forever.)

    31. Robot Pencil Sharpener, $14

    32. Video Cassette Notebook, $20.99

    Available here.

    33. Pizza Backpack, $65

    For what is education really about, if not for learning the skills to get a great job and lead a fulfilling life absolutely stuffed to the brim with PIZZA.

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