1. Piper's hair = Taystee's hair extension

2. Kool-Aid powder + Vaseline = lip stain

3. Jalapeños + cocoa butter = soothing back cream

4. Maxi pad = surgical mask


5. Maxi pads = relatively ineffective shower shoes

6. Duct tape = much more effective shower shoes


7. Potato chip bag = wine cozy

8. Pencils + paperclips + sockets + who even knows = Miss Claudette's hot pot

9. Toothbrush + razor blade = shank

10. Screwdriver + rubber gloves = good old-fashioned DIY dildo.
