1. Piper’s hair = Taystee’s hair extension
2. Kool-Aid powder + Vaseline = lip stain
3. Jalapeños + cocoa butter = soothing back cream
The perfect DIY solution to all your disputes caused by unthinkingly insulting the prison cook’s food to her face.
4. Maxi pad = surgical mask
5. Maxi pads = relatively ineffective shower shoes
They can’t solve ALL of life’s problems.
6. Duct tape = much more effective shower shoes
8. Pencils + paperclips + sockets + who even knows = Miss Claudette’s hot pot
9. Toothbrush + razor blade = shank
10. Screwdriver + rubber gloves = good old-fashioned DIY dildo.
- President Donald Trump and first lady Melania Trump had their first dance to Frank Sinatra's "My Way" at an inaugural ball 🇺🇸
- On his first day in office President Trump signed an executive order to "minimize the economic burden" of the Affordable Care Act.
- Over 200 people were arrested as anti-Trump protesters and police clashed in Washington, DC, during the inauguration.
- Flights around the country are packed with pink as people stream into the nation's capital for the Women's March on Washington 👭 💖