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    Updated on Feb 14, 2019. Posted on Jan 25, 2014

    30 Punny Valentines For Everyone You Love

    You're the pun for me!

    Telling someone how much you care can be a daunting task. This Valentine's Day, say it with...

    1. Caffeine.

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    Get the free printable here and attach it to a gift card.

    2. Cheese.

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    Nothing says "let's touch our lips together" like a hunk of extra sharp cheddar.

    3. Pizza.

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    4. SCIENCE.

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    5. Gateway drugs.

    6. Adorable woodland critters.

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    7. School supplies.

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    Get the directions here (this would be a rad gift for a whole class).

    8. A Golden Girl.

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    9. Garbage.

    10. Nature.

    11. Condiments.

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    12. Other condiments.

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    Get the printable template here.

    13. Cats!

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    14. Kitchen supplies.

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    15. A German philosopher.

    16. An obsolete yet still strangely popular writing instrument.

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    17. A mode of transportation.

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    18. Blushing fruits.

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    19. Melted chocolate.

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    Obviously to be served alongside a vat of the stuff. Get it here.

    20. Military force.

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    Albeit ADORABLE military force. Get it here.

    21. Sea creatures.

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    22. More cheese.

    23. More school supplies.

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    24. More caffeine.

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    25. A lady sheep.

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    26. A lady pig.

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    27. Vietnamese noodles.

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    28. A kindly yet fearsome Norseman.

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    29. Charles Darwin.

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    30. And with the most romantic gesture of all: cold, hard cash.

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