1. This injured warrior.
2. This bowl-less snacker.
3. This spoon-less foodie.
4. And this fork-less one.
5. This troubadour who lost her capo.
6. This cook who's too tough to cry.
7. And this cook who doesn't own a microwave.
8. This guy who did not have a $4 corkscrew but did have a $40 drill.
9. Whatever saint first figured this out.
10. The person who had to go to this no-alcohol-allowed event.
11. And this one.
12. This quick thinker.
13. This resourceful grandma.
14. This vengeful roommate.
15. Whoever had to haul 30 pounds of groceries up five flights of stairs.
16. Whoever had to fill this giant bucket from this miniscule sink.
17. Whoever's fly is perpetually down.
18. This intrepid napper.
19. These snowbound partiers.
20. This person who was both sleepy AND hungry.
21. The husband who warmed his wife's heart.
