GUYS. Let's talk about backs.
Backs are the unsung hero of the human body. They're elegant, a little surprising, and a lot sexy. Sry to boobs, sry to legs, sry even to butts. Here are a bunch of not-horrifically expensive pieces of clothing that will show off this most important of regions, unless I buy them all first.
1. Backless Little Black Dress, $65
2. Goddess Gown, $95.98
3. Plunging V-Back Top, $24
4. Cutout Bodycon Dress, $41.69
5. Open-Back Flare Dress, $89.95
6. Draped Dress, $39.95
7. Bow Back Dress, $78.97
9. Backless Chiffon Maxidress, $54.99
10. Neon Cutout Shell, $18.98
11. Plunging Midi Dress, $64.99
12. Strappy Back Leotard, $17.06
14. Floral Maxidress, $56.85
15. Open-Back Crop-Sleeve Top, $49.99
16. Low-Back Minidress, $78
17. Cutout Crepe Dress, $114.50
18. Backless Jumpsuit, $29.99
19. Halter Bodysuit, $27.90
20. Heart Cutout Caftan, $89
21. Bow Back Crop Top, $29
22. Crisscross Dress, $14.80
23. Cutout Jersey Dress, $20
24. "But!" you shriek, "My back is all well and good, but what of my front??" There are many options! The Nubra, for example, is reusable and provides some cushioning/support.
25. Adhesive nipple covers work for folks with smaller boobs.
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These retail for $10 for a set of five and are basically tit Band-aids.
26. And cute visible bras, like this Cage Bralette ($19.95), tell the world you DGAF if someone sees your underthings.
27. Same with this Strappy Open-Back Bra ($42).
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This is technically billed as a "sports bra" but that seems... egregious.
28. And this Custom Harness Bra ($47.31).
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They're made to order so they're ideal for larger-chested people.
29. Or just ditch your bra entirely.
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It's basically a fabric prison of the patriarchy anyway.
