Nifty·Posted on Mar 10, 201619 Extremely Useful Things That Will Prepare You For DisasterGood luck out there.by Alanna OkunBuzzFeed StaffFacebookPinterestTwitterMailLink Jenny Chang / BuzzFeed 1. These unbreakable glasses. hammacher.com Literally the main reason I want Lasik is so that I don't need to worry about breaking my glasses or running out of contacts when capitalism as we know it falls to its knees. 2. This flashlight that doubles as a flask. vsslgear.com Although the fact that it's not called a "flasklight" should be punishable by jail time. 3. A zombie target that actually bleeds. amazon.com For practice and/or fine home decor. 4. This air purifier that claims to destroy the influenza virus. hammacher.com When you're running from undead hordes, the last thing you want is to pause for a sniffle. 5. And this water purifier you can take on the go. firebox.com Quench your ~thirst~. 6. This handy survival guide. firebox.com You can never be too prepared. 7. This zombie hand ice mold. fancy.com I mean you're gonna need Bloody Marys no matter what; may as well make 'em topical. 8. This all-in-one coffee maker. thefowndry.com Sleepy people will be the first to succumb. 9. A blanket that fits in your pocket. thefowndry.com 10. This fully functional cooking pot that collapses to a height of 1.5 inches. amazon.com amazon.com 11. And this grill that fits in a 13-inch tube. industrialrev.com industrialrev.com 12. These 12-in-1 scissors. amazon.com They can open cans, scale fish, and crack walnuts among other v. useful applications. 13. These festive cupcake toppers. etsy.com To (re-)kill your new overlords with kindness. 14. Stormproof matches. fancy.com For fire-building and also cupcake candle–lighting. 15. This survival kit that fits in an Altoid tin. etsy.com Pro: You'll live out a long, happy life.Con: Your breath will stink. 16. And while you're at it, a fire-starting kit in an accompanying Altoid tin. etsy.com 17. A wearable sleeping bag. selkbagusa.com For keeping cozy and for blending in (maybe opt for green over bright yellow if that's your intention). 18. A camping gear subscription box. campboxco.com So you can start prepping now. 19. A set of tags to identify who your real squad is. etsy.com Even after the SHTF. Thumbnail sign available here.