19 Extremely Useful Things That Will Prepare You For Disaster

Good luck out there.

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1. These unbreakable glasses.

Literally the main reason I want Lasik is so that I don’t need to worry about breaking my glasses or running out of contacts when capitalism as we know it falls to its knees.

2. This flashlight that doubles as a flask.

Although the fact that it’s not called a “flasklight” should be punishable by jail time.

3. A zombie target that actually bleeds.

For practice and/or fine home decor.

4. This air purifier that claims to destroy the influenza virus.

When you’re running from undead hordes, the last thing you want is to pause for a sniffle.

5. And this water purifier you can take on the go.

Quench your ~thirst~.

6. This handy survival guide.

You can never be too prepared.

7. This zombie hand ice mold.

I mean you’re gonna need Bloody Marys no matter what; may as well make ‘em topical.

8. This all-in-one coffee maker.

Sleepy people will be the first to succumb.

12. These 12-in-1 scissors.

They can open cans, scale fish, and crack walnuts among other v. useful applications.

13. These festive cupcake toppers.

To (re-)kill your new overlords with kindness.

14. Stormproof matches.

For fire-building and also cupcake candle–lighting.

15. This survival kit that fits in an Altoid tin.

Pro: You’ll live out a long, happy life.
Con: Your breath will stink.

16. And while you’re at it, a fire-starting kit in an accompanying Altoid tin.

17. A wearable sleeping bag.

For keeping cozy and for blending in (maybe opt for green over bright yellow if that’s your intention).

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