Hi, this is you.

But you could be THIS instead.


1. Buy a fan that operates through your phone.

2. Invest* in an ice-vest.

3. Train a hummingbird to be your loyal friend and face-fanner.
4. Get an umbrella-fan to counteract summer thunderstorms.

5. Minty gum + cold water = instant relief.

6. Make sure your pets are nice and chilly too.

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8. And your baby.

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10. Chill your beverage instantly.

11. Harness the power of a good old-fashioned ice cube.

12. Or give them a makeover.

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15. Make the world's best iced coffee.

16. Squeeze lemons the RIGHT way.

17. Get a bed fan to make nights bearable.

18. Make your own cooling face mist.

19. If you get really desperate, try your hand at a DIY AC.

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21. Chill beauty products like facial toner for a quick jolt of relief.

22. Get a pitcher with a teabag filter so you can cold-brew tea.

23. Make a paper fan to put the rest to shame.

24. Chill your beer without watering it down.

25. Spice up a boring ceiling fan.

26. Make sure you're drinking enough water by labeling your bottle.

27. Use a wet towel as a blanket and settle in for a long, long nap.
