Hi, this is you. blog.chinatravel.net Summer is long, man. But you could be THIS instead. pinterest.com V. cool dog. 1. Buy a fan that operates through your phone. thinkgeek.com Like those little plastic jobs you always used to have at summer camp, only 100000000x cooler. Get it here. 2. Invest* in an ice-vest. amazon.com *Ha. Get it here. 3. Train a hummingbird to be your loyal friend and face-fanner. Tap to play or pause GIF Tap to play or pause GIF tumblr.com 4. Get an umbrella-fan to counteract summer thunderstorms. sharperimage.com Why do you think she's smiling so big? Available here. 5. Minty gum + cold water = instant relief. pinterest.com 6. Make sure your pets are nice and chilly too. cozywinters.com Crate fan available here. 7. petside.com Find a variety of *pupsicle* recipes here. 8. And your baby. amazon.com Get the stroller cooling system here. 9. thetoddanderinfavoritefive.com Freeze toys for an icy excavation game. 10. Chill your beverage instantly. dedalvs.tumblr.com 11. Harness the power of a good old-fashioned ice cube. freakingnews.com 12. Or give them a makeover. dreamrave.com Death Star tray available here. 13. amazon.com Shark fin tray available here. 14. pipandebby.com Fruit cube directions here. 15. Make the world's best iced coffee. pinterest.com 16. Squeeze lemons the RIGHT way. marthastewart.com All it takes are a pair of salad tongs. 17. Get a bed fan to make nights bearable. keep.com OMG want. 18. Make your own cooling face mist. petitelefant.com Perfect for the beach. Directions here. 19. If you get really desperate, try your hand at a DIY AC. instructables.com We believe in you. Directions here. 20. instagram.com This is clearly a huge waste of electricity, but desperate times et cetera. 21. Chill beauty products like facial toner for a quick jolt of relief. philosophy-s-beauty.blogspot.com 22. Get a pitcher with a teabag filter so you can cold-brew tea. muji.us You won't have to worry about steaming up your kitchen and waiting for it to cool. Available here. 23. Make a paper fan to put the rest to shame. afieldjournal.blogspot.com Plus the project might help distract you from your own creeping discomfort for a few minutes. Directions here. 24. Chill your beer without watering it down. i.imgur.com Just freeze water in a small cup. 25. Spice up a boring ceiling fan. designsponge.com Directions here. 26. Make sure you're drinking enough water by labeling your bottle. statigr.am 27. Use a wet towel as a blanket and settle in for a long, long nap. instagram.com I feel you, buddy.