14. Chip Wade
Those pecs (and that head) are as smooth as a well-sanded crown molding. Even though he’s been on roughly 12 million HGTV shows, including Curb Appeal: The Block and Elbow Room, he still somehow has time to work out five or six times a week, apparently on some driftwood.
12. Jonathan Scott
‘Sup Property Brothers? (Also Canadian, apparently they are raising them properly up North and we should all take notes.) A) Great dogs. B) Great dimples. C) According to IMDB, Jonathan was once “one of the world’s youngest international illusionists,” so sign me up.
4. Brian Patrick Flynn
“Ceiling fans: facepunch
Fake flowers: jail time
Wall decals: freshmen
Art from Pier 1: Communism.”
If that’s not love I don’t know what is.
1. Jamie Durie
Walk us through those dreamy outdoor rooms, Jamie. Show us the vertical garden, listen to the soft burble of the several inexplicable fountains ringing the dining table. Lay us onto that perfectly waterproof-yet-comfy sofa, light a citronella candle or three, and let nobody but nature see what ensues.
(Also, hand to God: He was born in Manly, Australia.)
- Inside WikiLeaks: A former employee shares what he learned about Julian Assange (including his beef with Hillary Clinton).
- One week into the fight to take back Mosul, expectations for quick success have clashed with the reality of a bloody struggle ahead.
- Less than 24 hours after AT&T announced an $85 billion deal to buy Time Warner, politicians are expressing skepticism and opposition.
- An NFL player paid tribute to Harambe, the gorilla who died at a Cincinnati zoo, on his cleats.