1. This butt lady bringing a Christmas cracker into her sex bed??
2. This Santa? Angel? Clutching her bosom? In fear?
3. geeeAHHAHHHHHHHAHHHHHHaaeeee
4. This Feast of the Seven Fishes gone horribly awry??!
5. This adult baby in a bib?!?
6. Nope.
7. Honey no.
8. Wait what why.
9. This poor lost seawitch.
10. Be careful!!
11. This couple that is breaking up, like, yesterday.
12. Is that giant candy who even knows anymore.
13. Help help let her out.
14. This card you should def send to all your relatives.
15. Whatcha got there buddy?
16. Hey wait you forgot something!!
17. You did too!!!!1!
18. What............................................................is that.
19. Literally same.
